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marxalot's avatar

There are 7 billion people in the world. Why do we keep hearing from this asshole?

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And here I thought an "orange alert" was the secret sign the DC bartenders give each other when Whiskey Boner had been sighted.

bobbert's avatar

Or, you know, not done.

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Is "Don Lemon" some kind of cartoon character, like Max Headroom? I don't watch much tv.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, clearly, wacko religious violence is <a href="http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/2015\/01\/08\/us-centralafrica-inquiry-idUSKBN0KH2BM20150108" target="_blank">purely a Muslin thing.</a>

I think you could do a poll and find out that 90% of muslims in France went there to <i>get away from</i> the Islamaniacs.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Even if you do have voices in your head, this level of idiocy should leave them speechless.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More lone wolves? There seem to be an awful lot of them.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They do denounce it, but the media pays zero attention to boring shit like that.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"But how did you all miss Trump's remarkable comments...?"

I don't know, but whatever it was, I'll have to keep on doing it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

When CNN gives you Lemon, make . . . umm . . . well, you can make for the exit, I suppose.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

NYC would have the same, if we hadn't gotten rid of Giuliani.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If terrists wanted to avoid being stopped and frisked in NYC, all they had to do was stay out of the projects.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Please ... I damn near threw <i>my</i> shoe at the TV when I heard him say that. (Not that the dipshit even knew what it really meant; I'm pretty sure Cheney "helped" the speechwriter.)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Stay out of the cottage, kids!"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm not sure how that led to US bases in Saudi Arabia, which were there to protect our BFFs in the Saud family ... but yeah, it didn't help any.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Like <a href="http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/2015\/01\/08\/us-centralafrica-inquiry-idUSKBN0KH2BM20150108" target="_blank">these guys? </a>