Being a mother is crazy hard. Trust me, I was a baby once and saw the whole deal up close. I’m also a dad, but compared to being a mom it’s like the Taco Bell dude comparing himself to Barbara Lynch . Yeah, yeah, I hear you single dads, gay dads, and other guys who take on a mothering role. Fine, we can include you too! I don’t want to hear it in the comments, okay? Why am I rambling about motherhood? I’m glad you asked! A couple of weeks back, the results of long-ass study (in science circles any study that takes more than 10 years to complete is considered of the long-ass variety) dropped in the journal “Child Development” and a bunch of mainstream media outlets jumped on the results. What were these results? Well, let’s chat about that, shall we?
Every depressed mother can console herself with the fact that, when her child has a child of their own, that depressed mother's IQ will go up 50 to 100 points in the eyes of their child.
I gave a friend who doesn't drive a ride to a chiropractor consultation (because Medicare pays for chiropractors), and they had an anti-vaxxer poster on the wall in the lobby. A woman came in with her children (five of them), and I got the fuck out of there, because I've never had the mumps and never had the mumps vaccine because it wasn't invented when I was a kid.
Interestingly, whatever your problem is, it can be addressed with the maximum number of visits authorized by Medicare.
Everything we do is a task, including taking tests. These tasks can be made easier or more difficult by ones level of intelligence. My point was that performing one task is a poor way of measuring all of our various forms of intelligence.
Oh, I love liver. The secret is to undercook it. Now kidneys - ick. But my father loved steak and kidney pie, so I was exposed to them as a child far more than seems fair.
Every depressed mother can console herself with the fact that, when her child has a child of their own, that depressed mother's IQ will go up 50 to 100 points in the eyes of their child.
That's just science, bitches!
I believe they're busy researching non-extradition countries.
I gave a friend who doesn't drive a ride to a chiropractor consultation (because Medicare pays for chiropractors), and they had an anti-vaxxer poster on the wall in the lobby. A woman came in with her children (five of them), and I got the fuck out of there, because I've never had the mumps and never had the mumps vaccine because it wasn't invented when I was a kid.
Interestingly, whatever your problem is, it can be addressed with the maximum number of visits authorized by Medicare.
And then you'll ask yourself, "How did I get here?"
No one said there would be Math!
¿¿No es ¡¡Pendejo!!?? ¡Joder! My Spanish obvs sucks 😎😎😢
2+2=5 😉😉😉
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Also, too ... ¡Hijo de puta! 😇😇😇
¡Lo siento mucho! 😢😢😢
Child : "Hey mom , don't forget your meds.."
Everything we do is a task, including taking tests. These tasks can be made easier or more difficult by ones level of intelligence. My point was that performing one task is a poor way of measuring all of our various forms of intelligence.
Oh, I love liver. The secret is to undercook it. Now kidneys - ick. But my father loved steak and kidney pie, so I was exposed to them as a child far more than seems fair.
Railfan, model railroader, amateur railroad historian. It gets me out of the house.
Oh, that's a good one. I admit I didn't notice it straight up but now I do, I gets it.
Babe, I was the mom of a competitive figure skater. Never. Do. That. You know how you seldom see second generation champion figure skaters? Yeah.