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Fuck 'em.

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I forgot Santorum existed

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We were all happy for a while there...

Ok, not actually happy, what with (gestures vaguely) all this that's happening. But being forced to remember that he exists certainly decreased any low level of happiness that anyone might have managed to find.

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Well, if you don't like living in a country with legal gay marriage you could always move to Iran, assholes.

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Google didn’t.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org...

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If you think gay marriage invalidates your non-gay marriage, your non-gay marriage is on shakey ground.

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Or Russia. They seem to love that place anyway.

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I can cause stains if not properly cleaned up.

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I think it's time for an intervention when Buttjuice McFrothyjorts is the voice of reason...

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Where's that fuck-right-off meme when I need it?

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I certainly hope gay people in red states who want to get married after Obergefell is overturned can afford to travel to blue states.

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IOW: “Tell me I’ve been naughty and shove your big beliefs down my throat!”

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“That’s always a good thing, and the bigots are free to cry about it.“And OMFG are they taking advantage of that freedom! I followed a couple of the links to Twitter and the imbeciles are shocked and stunned! “WHY?”, they whine, “GAY PIPPLES CAN ALREADY GET MARRIED! WHAT ABOUT GAS PRICES? IT’S A GOVERNMENT PLOT! INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE WAS ALREADY LIGGLE! WHAT ABOUT THE NEEDS OF SOCIETY TO HAVE MORE BABBIES?” and so forth and so on. The tears and cries of bigots are music to my soul. I love to hear the gnashing of their teeth and their pitiful prayers to their non-existent deities. Their angry remonstrations are a balm to my psyche. The only thing that makes me happier is that marriage equality and people being free to marry the people they love has become the law the land! I will be happier when that right, and similar rights, are enshrined in our Constitution. I am not LGBTQA+, but there are many of those folks that I love deeply. I am happy for them and proud of the Democrats for making this happen.

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We will help them. I swear it.

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Fuck that shithead!

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The fact that Frothymess is suffering existential pain is a balm to my happiness!

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