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Brianna Amore's avatar

Trump can't just have a spa. It has to be THE BEST SPA IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

Funny, I don't recall Mar-A-Lago being one of the locations of the best spa in the world, like, ever.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

For another little distraction he hopes will draw the heat from his dirty association with Epstein and Maxwell, the orange monster posted on Truth Social (no other outlet would touch it, probably, not even Sky News) a call for President Obama to be indicted for treason. (July 30th.)

Yet more evidence that this loon believes legal is whatever he says it is, constitutional is whatever he says it is, and treason is whatever he says it is.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

What is the context for "Piper"? Is it Sharknado? Nope, that's April.

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jltympanum's avatar

“He took people that worked for me. And I told him, 'Don’t do it anymore.' And he did it. ... I said, 'Stay the hell out of here' "

Does this sound like mobster talk to anybody else, or is it just me?

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Vic's avatar

Wannabee mobster. More Queensborough pudge whose speech neurons never connected.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

I was born in the desert

Raised in a lion’s den

And my number one occupation

Is stealin’ women from their men

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Marcus Damicus's avatar

Does the secret room at the FBI have a toilet in it?

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Dialectic.Detective's avatar

RE: Earthquake

1. 30 cm???

"Most of British Columbia’s coast is under a tsunami advisory, triggered by one of the biggest earthquakes ever recorded struck off the coast of southeastern Russia.

The province’s emergency information agency had said tsunami waves less than 30 centimetres high were forecast to reach Tofino, B.C., around 11:30 p.m. Tuesday, but there’s been no immediate confirmation the waves have arrived."

- https://www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/small-tsunami-forecast-in-bc-beaches-closed-after-massive-87-quake-off-russia/

2. "Do you want Pacific Rim? Because this is how you get Pacific Rim."

USGS Magnitude 2.5+ Earthquakes, Past Day - https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/?extent=44.82471,-215.17822&extent=56.70451,-180.02197&listOnlyShown=true

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KM's avatar

Ah yes, Fox News, the famous "Hawaiin Islands". They literally can't even properly spell US states at this point.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

TARBZ? ALREADAH? Shit it's late.

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paxpax's avatar

I worked second shift last night and already up to work modified first shift

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Hmmm. I have successfully set up a Gen AI model on my local boxen, which is big enough to do subsetted generative AI.

I'm tempted to pull every wonkette comment for the last year and feed it, Seymour.

An LLM fed purely with our non-comments ...

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Throw in a little HST too, then:

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.'

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

I want you to do this so bad

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Oh god. Dick jokes. Dick jokes as far as the eye can see.

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Bill Door's avatar

THE ARISTOCRATS!

(...might as well get it out of the way now.)

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

The last week of the month is always busy as I have meals to make for the unhoused in addition to my usual volunteer duties. Tonight is my only evening off this week. It's supposed to rain here in Central OK today and tomorrow, but hopefully it won't keep us away from the dog park.

I signed up yesterday to volunteer with animal welfare services in my town. I tried signing up in Moore, the small town between Norman and OKC, but the response I got to my application wasn't very welcoming. The lady looked at it and was like, "basically none of you availableity work with our hours and second you have to clean litter boxes THEN play with the cats," which is very DUH, but also fails to recognize the vital role socializing plays when talking about removing pets, especially cats. My training at the Norman Animal Welfare Center is a week from tomorrow and I am so excited about it.

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IvoryRabbit's avatar

I wanted to work with a wildlife rescue, but I was told that I would have to find a replacement to work if I was to miss a shift. Mind you, this is volunteer.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Lame! The rehab I work for does have us on a schedule, but we're supplemental, not mandatory.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

in a secret room at FBI.....

the bodies of the aliens found in the Area 51 space ships are kept in a secret room at FBI...

Waldo is being kept in a secret room at FBI...

Your other sock was found in a secret room at FBI...

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Epstein's beautiful secret:

Who? Never heard of the guy...

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Bill Door's avatar

Judge Crater: Secret room at the FBI

Amelia Earhart: Secret room at the FBI

Ark of the Covenant: Secret room at the FBI

Holy Grail: French knights stole it for their master, Guy de Loimbard

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good_duck's avatar

J. Edgar Hoover's closet?

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Bill Door's avatar

...ironically, the only non-secret room at FBI. Everybody knew.

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The Wanderer's avatar

George HW Bush's charisma is in a vault in CIA HQ.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Fucking Narnia was found in a secret room at FBI HQ.

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kmblue187's avatar

I love Joe Biden, but that shot of Trump's face (sans makeup?) looks like Biden's near the end of his Presidency...also the dimness in the eyes...unless it's the light, but we all know how ga ga

Trump is...

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VaselineHabits's avatar

I think WHO you are matters. Biden looked like an old man, Trump looks like putrid hate hardened by smoldering shit

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kmblue187's avatar

Biden looked like a NICE old man…that’s the difference.

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kmblue187's avatar

You have a point. Biden may have looked bewildered but he never looked hateful

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Trump's face makes buzzards puke.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

You calling me a buzzard?

Well, that's fair I guess.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

TBF, Trump's face makes all creatures great and small puke.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

After headbutting the Hell out of my face, Li'l Feller visited The TimeShare Chair for the first time since I replaced Bathrobe with Bathtowel. Simba didn't even react because he loves Bathtowel so much that he's totally relaxed. Li'l Feller didn't even try to sit on Simba this time.

https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aaGn!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2Ffe8b6840-ab28-4d3e-a4c7-4cf3525aae97%2F90a4e9b5-3747-4942-8afb-f9cac203d41e.jpeg

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It'sAllYourFoucault's avatar

LF looks like he's stealing our souls through the internets. Dang.

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

LF is so weird!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Important News You Can Use!!

Serial butt-sniffer arrested again in California

https://www.wjbf.com/news/u-s-world-news/serial-butt-sniffer-arrested-again-in-california/

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

OH MY GOD, IT'S SHREK!!!!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I don't think Shrek would sniff under a random person's tail.

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The Wanderer's avatar

I heard something about this a couple days ago, and I honestly thought it was a joke.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Not in this timeline it isn't.

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The Wanderer's avatar

That reminds me . . .

Back in 1987, I visited Washington DC for sightseeing purposes. While I was there, the local news announced the arrest of a guy who was stalking single men, breaking into their apartments via the fire escape late at night, and giving them blowjobs while they reportedly slept.

I hurt myself laughing.

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VaselineHabits's avatar

Why does that remind of the RECENT story of a "girl" hitting up players on a team - but to get the sex acts, "she" had to wear a sheet.

Didn't end up well for "her"

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I can't imagine not noticing such a visit.

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The Wanderer's avatar

IK,R? Not to mention actually reporting it to the police.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"When serial butt sniffing is a crime only criminals will sniff butts in series!"

𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘺 criminals...

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

What about people who like to sniff butts in parallel? (Asking out of pure curiosity.)

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Shocktreatment's avatar

If one has the ports, I say use 'em. Faster...

But, we'll see what the judge thinks

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Parallel butt ports for faster transfer speed!!

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It'sAllYourFoucault's avatar

Unauthorized booty sniffs!!!

Also, gross and creepy.

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Bobathonic's avatar

That dude is a mess.

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Bill Door's avatar

"Dogs do it, why can't I?"

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I honestly thought this was a story about Termite, my dog who is a known under the tail sniffer.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Maybe he licks his junk also too.

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Bill Door's avatar

Nah. If he could do that he never would have been arrested, because he'd never leave the house.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

He'd also turn into a donut.

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Bill Door's avatar

Ourobouros: "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!"

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Wow, his ears though!

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It'sAllYourFoucault's avatar

Looks like Shrek's ears!

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Yeah, they do, LOL!

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

He probably also listens to butts.

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