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boo radley's avatar

my dad told me when I was young that I could always rely on the BLS for information about careers and the labour market. he was a labour lawyer. he passed in 2010 and I'm so glad he's not here to see this.

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Suze the Witch's avatar

Omigod. This is perfection. Thank you!!!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. No notes.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Dude looks like reject from "Goodfellas" with that fucking suit.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Tell us ignoramuses WTF "BLS" means. Fkn-A. I have to ask?

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Terence Dougherty's avatar

Bureau of Labor Statistics

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

"Black Lives, um... Suck?"

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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

When the media normalizes what these people are, just remember the immortal words of Jean-Luc Picard.

THERE.. ARE…. FOUR.. LIGHTS!

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Judi Lakin's avatar

Just the kinda guy they want. Someone who will just follow orders and be totally subservient! More lies and “alternative facts”.

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beb's avatar

If you shave his head and that beard Antoni bears an eerie resemblance to Stephen Miller,

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Dina's avatar

Aack! Maybe it IS Miller in disguise!

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

TBF, his job won’t be to actually compile numbers. Just make them up.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

If only they might use a catapult. A trebuchet might be even better.

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Rags's avatar

Got to play with a human-powered catapult at the Tower of London. Very fun

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Gets better hang time.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

But the Black lady was laughing too much.

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Elizabeth Bryson's avatar

LOOKIT THE EARS ON THIS DUDE! HE'S DUMBO THE ELEPHANT! FLAP THOSE WINGS AND FLY AWAY!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Susan Collins is very concerned about all this and hopes that no more than 1 other Republican votes no so she can vote No in a meaningless and self serving fashion.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

John Maynard Keynes is spinning half-gainers in his grave.

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Daniel's avatar

Is that a skateboarding thing? Was he into skateboarding? I feel like he might have been.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Also sings for Tool.

Wait, I am being informed that that is Maynard James Keenan. Who can tell them apart?

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"M"'s avatar

It's Tony Hawk

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WannabeWonk's avatar

This is an example of the "brains" of the RW "think tanks". He wrote a section of Project 2025? How do these dumbasses fail so far upwards?

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"M"'s avatar

BECAUSE WHITE

IN A COUNTRY FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY

Which means no matter how UTTERLY ROTTEN and UNQUALIFIED a White man is, fellow white supremacists could "get the job" (read: keep the money in White hands -- look what happened to the literal Nazi & modern Putin collaborator Ed Martin - Adam Schiff kept him out of that US Atty for the District of Columbia but he's still working for the (nominal) DOJ) ahead of a BETTER-qualified minority candidate

No less an authority than Calvin & Hobbes boiled it down for us

Pete "Warfighter" Hic!seth -- dumping FOUR fighter planes off the back of an aircraft carrier & taking Maya Angelou, James Baldwin and Margaret Atwood out of the Naval kids Library but leaving The Bell Curve and Mein Kampf -- is the textbook downgrade from the four-star general who was Sec Def Lloyd Austin

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Caepan's avatar

Because they're unemployable anywhere else that demands more than a puffed-up resumé and willingness to get your knees dirty for TACO.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

But...but...but he's WHITE! And a FASCIST!!

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Are they available in any other colour?

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Michael Bowen's avatar

(Kash Patel enters chat)

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He's going to the ICEhouse with all the rest of us.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

"Ye" has entered the chat.

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Daniel's avatar

Yes. It's just we don't really talk about them.

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carovee's avatar

And they don't reach quite the same heights of power. Funny that.

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