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boo radley's avatar

my dad told me when I was young that I could always rely on the BLS for information about careers and the labour market. he was a labour lawyer. he passed in 2010 and I'm so glad he's not here to see this.

Suze the Witch's avatar

Omigod. This is perfection. Thank you!!!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. No notes.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Dude looks like reject from "Goodfellas" with that fucking suit.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Tell us ignoramuses WTF "BLS" means. Fkn-A. I have to ask?

Terence Dougherty's avatar

Bureau of Labor Statistics

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

When the media normalizes what these people are, just remember the immortal words of Jean-Luc Picard.

THERE.. ARE…. FOUR.. LIGHTS!

Judi Lakin's avatar

Just the kinda guy they want. Someone who will just follow orders and be totally subservient! More lies and “alternative facts”.

beb's avatar

If you shave his head and that beard Antoni bears an eerie resemblance to Stephen Miller,

Dina's avatar

Aack! Maybe it IS Miller in disguise!

Wookiee Monster's avatar

TBF, his job won’t be to actually compile numbers. Just make them up.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

If only they might use a catapult. A trebuchet might be even better.

Rags's avatar

Got to play with a human-powered catapult at the Tower of London. Very fun

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Gets better hang time.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

But the Black lady was laughing too much.

Elizabeth Bryson's avatar

LOOKIT THE EARS ON THIS DUDE! HE'S DUMBO THE ELEPHANT! FLAP THOSE WINGS AND FLY AWAY!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Susan Collins is very concerned about all this and hopes that no more than 1 other Republican votes no so she can vote No in a meaningless and self serving fashion.

SkeptiKC's avatar

John Maynard Keynes is spinning half-gainers in his grave.

Daniel's avatar

Is that a skateboarding thing? Was he into skateboarding? I feel like he might have been.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Also sings for Tool.

Wait, I am being informed that that is Maynard James Keenan. Who can tell them apart?

"M"'s avatar

It's Tony Hawk

WannabeWonk's avatar

This is an example of the "brains" of the RW "think tanks". He wrote a section of Project 2025? How do these dumbasses fail so far upwards?

"M"'s avatar

BECAUSE WHITE

IN A COUNTRY FOUNDED ON WHITE SUPREMACY

Which means no matter how UTTERLY ROTTEN and UNQUALIFIED a White man is, fellow white supremacists could "get the job" (read: keep the money in White hands -- look what happened to the literal Nazi & modern Putin collaborator Ed Martin - Adam Schiff kept him out of that US Atty for the District of Columbia but he's still working for the (nominal) DOJ) ahead of a BETTER-qualified minority candidate

No less an authority than Calvin & Hobbes boiled it down for us

Pete "Warfighter" Hic!seth -- dumping FOUR fighter planes off the back of an aircraft carrier & taking Maya Angelou, James Baldwin and Margaret Atwood out of the Naval kids Library but leaving The Bell Curve and Mein Kampf -- is the textbook downgrade from the four-star general who was Sec Def Lloyd Austin

Caepan's avatar

Because they're unemployable anywhere else that demands more than a puffed-up resumé and willingness to get your knees dirty for TACO.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

But...but...but he's WHITE! And a FASCIST!!

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Are they available in any other colour?

Michael Bowen's avatar

(Kash Patel enters chat)

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He's going to the ICEhouse with all the rest of us.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

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Daniel's avatar

Yes. It's just we don't really talk about them.