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Just as in the days of the Flood, no one believed Noah. Jesus warned in the New Testament that the End Times were near when Earthquakes, Wars, Wild Fires, etc became like Birth Pains. Look around. Open your Eyes People. See that the Euphrates River is drying up. If you can't see that we are in the Brink of WWIIi I can't help you. You must Repent. None are innocent. Not even myself. There are not enough good things we can do to enter Heaven. However it's not just about a ticket. It's about Believing that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and He came to die for yours and mine Sins. Simply Believe in Him and have Eternal Life. If you think you haven't sinned, use the 10 Commandments. If you have broken 1, then you have sinned. No sin is greater than the other. I love you all and pray that you find Jesus Christ!

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These are the people who are mostly for Donald Trump to become President again.

It really says a lot about how bad that idea is.

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Can I join in on the “Satan Worship Signaling?” Will someone teach me the secret handshakes?

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My housemate used to full out coupons as Hale T. Horndgott

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H.E.R really can wail.

And I was all proud of myself. Youngest went WAIT who is that? And I went, that is H.E.R! And he was all whoa, it is!

Poor hubby tho went "her who?"

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Better a Satanist than a Trumpy evangelical.

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If she hung the cross the other way round, they'd still say it was upside down, because it's a freaking + sign, not a cross. The segments above and below the horizontal bar are equal lengths. smh

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It doesn't look like sign of the horns to me; it looks much more like fox sign. https://www.japanesewithanime.com/2021/05/fox-sign.html

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Hold on a minute. Who the hell is Ice Spice and how did we skip over all the others? Condiment Spice, Spotty Spice, and Titular Spice, are they OK? Have they found viable work yet? Is H. E. R. any relation to S. E. R. and he disappeared pretty suddenly didn't he. Where did he really go? Could they be the same person?!? I'm old and confused now aren't I.

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Not too suddenly, he told us he was going? But he's gonna focus on his theater stuff and hopefully someday win a tony so we can all brag we knew him when

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Thank you for asking this!

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Luckily for all of us S.E.R has his own Substack you can follow. Sadly I am having trouble finding that link. Perhaps he’ll check in and provide a link.

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Good luck getting everyone in the country to boycott the satanic Superbowl, wingnuts!

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How can I take ANYTHING an adult man says seriously, when he's got a Stormtrooper hat behind him?

I predict this guy is in his 30s, unmarried, plays a lot of video games and his job is "influencer". He also has issues with "body count" and feminists, I'm sure.

Terrifying that he has a million followers on TikTok.

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FFS. Anything that contains dancing and fire and sparkly unitards is bound to be controversial and satanic, as is anything remotely fun.

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Remember the meltdown over "Mommy Don't Know" with Sam Smith and Kim Petras at the Grammys last year? That was hilarious.

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Oh, lord. Ok, no. Just no. Stop it. The cross has equal lengths, or at least it looks like it does from those photos, which makes it any of a number of symbolic Christian and Pre-Christian crosses that are not even remotely Satanic. Poor Satan. I mean, come on, he's at home in his underwear and shower shoes watching the game, having a beer or whatever and fuming because DoorDash won't deliver his Wingstop order to Hell, and all these morons are invoking him WRONG!

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I LOVE Satan in his baggy tighty whities and Puma slides just tryin to chill with a brew but nooooo

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I think if you account for the jumbo size loop needed to accommodate a super blinged out tennis chain like the People's Princess has that cross on, it's a regular boring ass cross. But, hey I love me some upside down crosses! HELL AWAITS!! 🤪

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The NFL frowns on anyone using their trademark and copywrited nomenclature. You should have said “Spero che i Chiefs vincano il Gufo Superbo."

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Here's another Satanic ritual we performed: Predicting the game with deer!

https://youtu.be/WqIooRca5eE?si=bATHAEzlFbiMBf22

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I LOVE H.E.R.!!!!!!

That is all.

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You have good taste. Also she’s mega talented as you well know.

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