I'm an atheist, but if I had to choose I'd go with Satan.
God demands that you behave as he wishes--even if that seems to be rather hard for people to figure out. If you're obedient, you might get to go to Heaven and be bored. Satan at least offers you a deal for your soul and, according our current lot of "Christians," has all the most creative and interesting people in Hell.
Also, according to the Abrahamic Holy Books, it was not Lucifer who committed all the mass murders, that was all done either directly or indirectly by Jehovah.
When Rush Limbaugh died there was a very funny video of Satan on the phone with presumably St. Peter on the other end explaining that there must have been some kind of a mix-up because a Presidential Medal of Freedom wearer just showed up at the gates of hell. After a few "really?" and "No. He didn't!"s Satan figures out that it was not a mistake.
"I guess so that they can continue to be very successful big-time celebrities, with the help of Satan. Of course, there’s a whole strain of Christianity all about how if you love Jesus good enough you will be showered with money and success, so I’m not actually very clear on how these are even two different things."
HINT: They're not different. They're exactly the same. Both are worshipping the same being lol.
In other (better?) news, Toby Keith has shit the bed and Xitter is on fire with redneck chuds all saying "RIP LEGEND!!"
Make of that what you will...
Well, thanks to Toby, it's halfway to a s**t sandwich. Pass the Wonder bread.
Cancer comes for anybody...RIP Toby....
SUMON THE DEMONS!!!111
Sheesh. Just give me a pointy stick right to the eye hole.
"Tommy G just starts wondering aloud about whether or not she is old enough for him to want to have sex with."
Depends. Is he a youth minister?
Damn, there goes my line.
I wonder if it’s too late to RSVP for the Superb Owl Party the vampires down the street are hosting on Sunday.
Kids today are such wimpy Satanists. The Rolling Stones use to put Satanic Majesty right there in the album title.
Well, you can't always get what you want.
And they sympathized with the devil!
“This poor innocent little flower "
That was his first mistake, Ms. Rodrigo is modern young woman who can easily see what' what...
She's dramatic and awesome and a friend of Madam VP....
Republicans will always rail against pop culture because no one cool ever endorses them. All they have are has-beens like Ted Nugent and Chachi.
Hey! Don't forget Kevin Sorbo.
Please... I'm trying to...
i'm really really scared for these people to see a play.
Like Beetlejuice?
I'm an atheist, but if I had to choose I'd go with Satan.
God demands that you behave as he wishes--even if that seems to be rather hard for people to figure out. If you're obedient, you might get to go to Heaven and be bored. Satan at least offers you a deal for your soul and, according our current lot of "Christians," has all the most creative and interesting people in Hell.
Also, according to the Abrahamic Holy Books, it was not Lucifer who committed all the mass murders, that was all done either directly or indirectly by Jehovah.
Sure, pity the "poor girl" that was unknown 3 years ago but is on the Grammys...
Most people who are known were unknown 3 years before they were known.
I hope I got the logic right there.
Probably, but it's still an arc that few people will experience, one that I respect despite my personal preferences in music.
Excellent WWDITS reference and THEN to have a vampire themed story (i see what you did there)....10/10, no notes.
When Rush Limbaugh died there was a very funny video of Satan on the phone with presumably St. Peter on the other end explaining that there must have been some kind of a mix-up because a Presidential Medal of Freedom wearer just showed up at the gates of hell. After a few "really?" and "No. He didn't!"s Satan figures out that it was not a mistake.
I'll say this about boygenius: every divorced middle aged sad dad I have ever met in my life acts like he loves the ever loving shit out of them.
That's not blood. It's red water.
Or tasty ketchup.
I think they usually go with red-colored corn syrup for fake blood.
"I guess so that they can continue to be very successful big-time celebrities, with the help of Satan. Of course, there’s a whole strain of Christianity all about how if you love Jesus good enough you will be showered with money and success, so I’m not actually very clear on how these are even two different things."
HINT: They're not different. They're exactly the same. Both are worshipping the same being lol.
Theists.......wish they lived on the moon. Or Venus
Deep space?