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diogenez's avatar

David Vitter wants to know if he can get AIDS from a diaper.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

we're supposed to get a baby unicorn? I got ripped off...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's OK, I spent all weekend getting drunk and throwing rocks at right wingers so it all balances out

schmannity's avatar

In these trying economic times, everyone at the office drew names for the gift exchange.

schmannity's avatar

That claymation figure in the video looks a lot like Romney's spooky eyed son from the debates.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

straight up or on the rocks?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it got so bad I have been permanently banned from the Macy's parade

SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>And by ‘that,’ we clearly mean Hillary becoming President.</blockquote>

I'm ready, even if mostly because this country isn't awesome enough for President Warren. Hillz will do, though. Hillz will do.