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David Vitter wants to know if he can get AIDS from a diaper.

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we're supposed to get a baby unicorn? I got ripped off...

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that's OK, I spent all weekend getting drunk and throwing rocks at right wingers so it all balances out

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In these trying economic times, everyone at the office drew names for the gift exchange.

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That claymation figure in the video looks a lot like Romney's spooky eyed son from the debates.

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straight up or on the rocks?

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it got so bad I have been permanently banned from the Macy's parade

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<blockquote>And by ‘that,’ we clearly mean Hillary becoming President.</blockquote>

I'm ready, even if mostly because this country isn't awesome enough for President Warren. Hillz will do, though. Hillz will do.

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