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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Field Marshal Sir Bernard Law Montgomery's gang, and all that

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puredog's avatar

From the Greatest Hits album:

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puredog's avatar

Patience, grasshopper.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Oh, fuck THAT noise sideways with a rusty chainsaw.

WE WILL SURVIVE. WE WILL PREVAIL. WE WILL ULTIMATELY GO TO THE STARS.

But first, we're gonna have to break the political power of reactionaries once and for all.

And yes, all of that is easier said than done.

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shocktreatment's avatar

Thanks, but I'm not at all certain that "smarter than Ben Shapiro" is worthy of congratulations, even in these Participation Trophy times...

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puredog's avatar

Dok should move back to Reedsport in protest. Although "GLUG, GLUG" may not succeed in getting the message across.

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shocktreatment's avatar

I still want great big giant robots!

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shocktreatment's avatar

SCUBA lessons in Depends? That's just silly

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ImGoingBacon's avatar

He's the hottest actor on that show.

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Erala Contratista's avatar

And the Irish government said "bite me" as I recall.

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Regis's avatar

Do these idiots realize "coastal" areas aren't just in blue states? Like, a HUGE part of the South is going to take a hit. It's either got coastline (the Gulf counts, y'all!), lowlying easily floodable land, swamps or is near the Mississippi (which is gonna have problems of it own once levels start rising). Seriously, just because you can't see ocean from your bedroom window doesn't mean you're safe. The South's gonna get annihilated once the waters start rising and the leftover red states won't stay red for long with all those blue state refugees.....

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Ducksworthy's avatar

I like how the New York Times assumes that New York will be protected from rising sea levels.

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Bobo the Dork Boy's avatar

The Association of Otolaryngologists in Karnataka?

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NerdWithNoName's avatar

I will miss the Jersey shore barrier islands. I love everything about the shore except ALL THE BUILDINGS. Perhaps a big storm will wash the buildings away and when the water recedes the islands will still be there (for a while).

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NerdWithNoName's avatar

If someone ran for NJ Governor with a platform of "Let the ocean wash away all the shore development", he or she would only get one vote. Mine.

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VandeGraf's avatar

Now if the Democrats do what the GOP does, they will only approve reparations or resolution spending for Blue State areas. But they aren't the GOP, and will make certain that even the climate change deniers get help. Whether they want it or not. But true to form, the trumpites will probably accept the money or the help then complain about it and swear that Hillary did it. Global warming? Benghazi!

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