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Yes! And having Rick Perry in charge of making, storing and safe guarding all those new bombs is almost as terrifying as having the Russian Puppet's finger near the button.

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Every so often you need to blow out the septic tank. Tomorrow morning should be a real shit storm before he reads some stupid fantasy speech tomorrow evening. For a while, then we get the good ad lib stuff.

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It didn't even make sense in the context used since the total amount was the same, just distributed differently. We listen too carefully. Must stare at orange hair.

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As an added bonus, all the infrastructure spending will provide new bridges for Dolt 45's troll voters to live under.

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It sounds like he just learned about "Lean Six Sigma" which is a business management theory that has been around since at least 2009 when I got my BS in Business Management. When I told my manager at the time that I had my degree, I added, "I know my shit." Sadly, when I went on to prove that to HR when they shorted me on pay, or to my supervisor asking for me to provide superfluous data that did not relate to my ultimate outcomes, I am sure that lead to my position being absorbed by another department. I offered to bring the department up to speed on my projects; they felt that was not needed. I heard from clients and old co-workers that they lost clients.

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Six Sigma devotees are some of the most ignorant, one dimensional assholes in the business world today. Absolutely no ability to think beyond a narrow paradigm.

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I like 45*. His "presidency" should always be accompanied by an asterisk.

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Don't forget the Viagra to make the penis extensions inflate.

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Come on Donald, the bullshit has to be at least believable. This is just silly enough to be entertaining, but it is still bullshit!

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Doesn't a lot of our foreign aid come from the defense budget already? Says the ignorant moran.

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Centers of Excellence! https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Block Island has threatened to secede from Rhode Island, so there that.

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They talk the talk, little bitty pieces of me are supposed to walk the walk. :(

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when he is through, our government will just be the military, law enforcement, and the law makers. does anyone seriously believe weakening our government, the government that has mostly kept the world peaceful through it's awesome power, will truly make us great? weakening our government will only succeed in making us weaker, not greater. it doesn't take a souper genius to figure that out. though, it does take using your head for more than a place to keep your hair, or in trump's case, a dead weasel. face it boys and girls, we really are a bananarama teapublic. all we need is for dear leader to start wearing gaudy, quasi-military uniforms with enough fake medals so as to be classified as armor.

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"We are going to do more with less..."

Little known fact: you can do more with more.

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I don't really this ending well.

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