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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"nobody cares about an ambulance-chasing lawyer’s sexual orientation. "

We're still talking about Florida, right? Of course who knows which is worse: Greedy shyster or closeted hypocrite. I'll leave that one to the philosophers.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I'd say it's an 11, <a href="http:\/\/www.bbcamerica.com\/the-graham-norton-show\/" target="_blank">Graham Norton</a> gay.

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>Greer went on to tell Crist that he ... could no longer afford to pay for insurance for his children, including one named for Crist</i>

The way I read this, it's the insurance that's named "Crist," not the kid. That's still serious, though. I forgot to pay my Crist insurance once and, well, let's just say that was not a pleasant month.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

How small would the target demo be, for such a book?

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chascates's avatar

<i>Miami Vice</i> as written by Tennessee Williams.

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bobbert's avatar

Damn you.

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bobbert's avatar

<i>I paid every bill you and Carole ever gave me.</i>*

*with other people's money, of course.

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schmannity's avatar

Charlie should have made up some cock and bull story about his parents fleeing Castro like Rubio did and none of this would have happened.

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