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Ta, Evan. I. Just. Can't Even. Evan.

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Cao is a piece of shit. He was in the Navy and commanded Explosive Ordinance Disposal units. By all accounts, he was quite good. He fucking knows that bombs don't give a shit how brave you are. And an EOD commander with his safety record does NOT get that record by training his people to be reckless. If anything, he told his people to be a little afraid of that bomb or shell. And I just love his "gutsy" way of blaming "people are saying" for what his own idiot mouth said. Way to disgrace your uniform, Captain.

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OT:https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/detroit/news/some-michigan-democrats-worry-harris-remains-ill-defined/

For fuck's sake democrats, can we project any damned unity and strength? Why is this party always fucking panicking?

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Because the Democratic party has a problem with many of its "moderates," some of whom would rather make deals with Republicans than lose control of the party. They've been awfully quiet since Biden dropped out because the rest of the party made it clear that any ratfucking on their part would be severely punished, but that doesn't mean they've changed their spots.

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Her proposal isn't for 'unrealized capital gains'...she want to tax rich assholes using their 'capital gains' as collateral to get loans, which is very MUCH 'realizing the value' of them.

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As Patton or more likely just George C. Scott, famously said, "the object of war is not to rip out and eat your own guts for your country, its to make the other guy rip out and eat his own guts for his" in which case, this weirdo's statement is deeply unAmerican.

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That was not a pun.

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I live in Culpeper County, and sadly those signs are all over the place here.

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"What we need is alpha males and alpha females who are going to rip out their own guts, eat them and ask for seconds. "

He wants to recruit people who will commit suicide and self-cannibalization? Weird.

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he knows our zombie army will be unbeatable

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Nobody fights harder than a drag queen, Hung.

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Yyeahh i suspect he's severely underestimating their abilities.

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They want violent psychopaths protecting this nation. That's what Cao is talking about.

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this is what fascists who have never actually served in combat but have watched lots of movies glorifying it think like.

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Well, a cliche comes in handy: I can't even. I've got nothing. My brain hurts.

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Uh, what? No. All of his statements are udderly ridiculous, just bull.

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Since he's a bull with an udder, he must be trans gender! Arrggh! My brain hurts. A transgendered, anti-trans immigrant who hates immigrants. Where does the Trump Party find these creatures?

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Tim Kaine is my Senator and I love him. We all do. Hung Cao is a fucking MORON. He has actually said no one cares about health care. Also, he claims to have been blown up multiple times in Iran and/or Afghanistan, though it's news to the military.

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So, (picture me frantically punching numbers on a calculator) we are spending $365 billion/year to feed and house illegal aliens? That seems just a wee bit high, IMHO, but I'm not Mr. Big Republican Brain Man.

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“What we need is alpha males and alpha females who are going to rip out their own guts, eat them and ask for seconds."

I copy and pasted that with some thought in mind. Then I listened to him say it and now I'm too dumb to remember what I was going to say.

Oh, yeah. Halloween is coming. That sounds like a zombie movie someone should make.

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Isn't a hung cow actually a bull?

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Did you go to an Ivy league, Mr. SmartyPants Dogfather?

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I didn't realize that was how you pronounced his name. Could you go through life with that name? I could do it better than he is.

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Lyrics excerpted from "Cows With Guns" by Dana Lyons"

"They came with a needle to stick in his thigh

He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye

Cow well hung"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI&t=42s

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one of my favorite songs ever. Years ago my wife and I latched onto it as our 'heading out on a road trip first song to play', and by now it's tradition...

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