290 Comments
User's avatar
Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I. Just. Can't Even. Evan.

Expand full comment
Ward From Cali's avatar

Cao is a piece of shit. He was in the Navy and commanded Explosive Ordinance Disposal units. By all accounts, he was quite good. He fucking knows that bombs don't give a shit how brave you are. And an EOD commander with his safety record does NOT get that record by training his people to be reckless. If anything, he told his people to be a little afraid of that bomb or shell. And I just love his "gutsy" way of blaming "people are saying" for what his own idiot mouth said. Way to disgrace your uniform, Captain.

Expand full comment
bnateAZBuckeye's avatar

OT:https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/detroit/news/some-michigan-democrats-worry-harris-remains-ill-defined/

For fuck's sake democrats, can we project any damned unity and strength? Why is this party always fucking panicking?

Expand full comment
Ward From Cali's avatar

Because the Democratic party has a problem with many of its "moderates," some of whom would rather make deals with Republicans than lose control of the party. They've been awfully quiet since Biden dropped out because the rest of the party made it clear that any ratfucking on their part would be severely punished, but that doesn't mean they've changed their spots.

Expand full comment
Bruce's avatar

Her proposal isn't for 'unrealized capital gains'...she want to tax rich assholes using their 'capital gains' as collateral to get loans, which is very MUCH 'realizing the value' of them.

Expand full comment
Colbert Thorenson's avatar

As Patton or more likely just George C. Scott, famously said, "the object of war is not to rip out and eat your own guts for your country, its to make the other guy rip out and eat his own guts for his" in which case, this weirdo's statement is deeply unAmerican.

Expand full comment
AIB's avatar

That was not a pun.

Expand full comment
Angry Young Sellout's avatar

I live in Culpeper County, and sadly those signs are all over the place here.

Expand full comment
Glennis Waterman's avatar

"What we need is alpha males and alpha females who are going to rip out their own guts, eat them and ask for seconds. "

He wants to recruit people who will commit suicide and self-cannibalization? Weird.

Expand full comment
Bruce's avatar

he knows our zombie army will be unbeatable

Expand full comment
Enter Ranting's avatar

Nobody fights harder than a drag queen, Hung.

Expand full comment
Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Yyeahh i suspect he's severely underestimating their abilities.

Expand full comment
Mike_Cramer's avatar

They want violent psychopaths protecting this nation. That's what Cao is talking about.

Expand full comment
Bruce's avatar

this is what fascists who have never actually served in combat but have watched lots of movies glorifying it think like.

Expand full comment
Craig Nixon's avatar

Well, a cliche comes in handy: I can't even. I've got nothing. My brain hurts.

Expand full comment
Satanic Pancake's avatar

Uh, what? No. All of his statements are udderly ridiculous, just bull.

Expand full comment
Nemo's avatar

Since he's a bull with an udder, he must be trans gender! Arrggh! My brain hurts. A transgendered, anti-trans immigrant who hates immigrants. Where does the Trump Party find these creatures?

Expand full comment
Vincent's avatar

So, (picture me frantically punching numbers on a calculator) we are spending $365 billion/year to feed and house illegal aliens? That seems just a wee bit high, IMHO, but I'm not Mr. Big Republican Brain Man.

Expand full comment
Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

“What we need is alpha males and alpha females who are going to rip out their own guts, eat them and ask for seconds."

I copy and pasted that with some thought in mind. Then I listened to him say it and now I'm too dumb to remember what I was going to say.

Oh, yeah. Halloween is coming. That sounds like a zombie movie someone should make.

Expand full comment
Dogfather's avatar

Isn't a hung cow actually a bull?

Expand full comment
Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Did you go to an Ivy league, Mr. SmartyPants Dogfather?

Expand full comment
Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

I didn't realize that was how you pronounced his name. Could you go through life with that name? I could do it better than he is.

Expand full comment
Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Lyrics excerpted from "Cows With Guns" by Dana Lyons"

"They came with a needle to stick in his thigh

He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye

Cow well hung"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI&t=42s

Expand full comment
Bruce's avatar

one of my favorite songs ever. Years ago my wife and I latched onto it as our 'heading out on a road trip first song to play', and by now it's tradition...

Expand full comment
Cleora's avatar

Hung Cao first came to my attention last year when I couldn't figure out why a guy wanting to represent VA was screaming about naked-dancing witches were taking over a small portion of California. The area he was concerned about is Lovers Point in Pacific Grove. Cao got everything wrong. He put an apostrophe in Lovers and moved it to Monterey. There are also no witches there...well, not the naked-dancing kind. I lived there for several years and, believe me, I wanted some bare dances and they just weren't there. Just otters, seafood, and folks calmly walking their doggos. Just like in Virginia, I imagine (do they have otters there?). 🥰🦦 🦦

Expand full comment
lotus cookie's avatar

Yes, in Virginia, "a blue state for lovers," we do have otters and a biodiversity of salamanders living under the leaf litter in some of the oldest mountains on earth. 🩷

Expand full comment
Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I miss having a friend to visit in Pagrovia, but maybe ironically, he's moved to Staunton, Virginia.

Expand full comment