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Cheese and marinara delivery system. And you want robots?

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Of course it worked in Estonia. There is not a chance in hell that any kind of drone delivery thing is going to work here.

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I'm not lazy at all. I don't have the time, or the money, to pick out 8 different kinds of lettuce, cart them home, wash them, rinse them, then cut/rip them up to make the perfect salad for two people, and hope I can use up the rest before it spoils. I love cooking, but I hate prepping. I prep every damn thing else. This is not to say that Dole isn't a pile of shite, but there are different bagged salad makers that have good safety records.

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I thought Pittsburgh was the meaner of the two cities? Things like throwing 9 volt batteries at the players of opposing sportsball teams?

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I guess you've never heard of buying whole heads of lettuce, or bunches of spinach or anything that needs to be washed and chopped that had salmonella or other big bad bacteria. Where does it come from even, or maybe especially, in "organic" products? Cows pooping in fields or rodents pooping in streams, or farm workers doing who knows what to the irrigation canals. News flash: glue makers ejaculate in their glue tubs, too, for the lulz knowing Amuricans lick envelope flaps. But I guess you wash SUPER carefully and don't eat in restaurants ... ever.

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Google "Pittsburgh fans throw batteries." Nothing comes up ... except articles about Philadelphia fans throwing batteries. In general, Pittsburghers are pretty damn nice. Even the most dedicated fans. They're smart enough to know that opposing fans and teams coming to their city for a game are spending money while they're there. The city promotes it. They'll help you get a really nice hotel room a Roberto Clemente Bridge away from PNC Park or Heinz Field.

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Heathen puffed things FTW! Especially if they're slightly stale, so they don't stick to your teeth.

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But, but, but you mean that charming Gov. Kasich, who's supposed to be the nicest Republicant going, doesn't keep his state clean?!?

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It's even slimy when it's raw. Thumbs down to eggplant.

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I always count on you for interesting information, Jonny.

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Thank you! Sometimes it's actually factual...

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Of course I have! I used to grow most of my veg. These days I buy a bunch of lettuce/spinach, various other veg/fruits etc and wash all thoroughly...I don't assign food safety to some corporate drone in a factory. I take charge of that.

and fuck you, you're a nasty pos.

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Only one celebrity spokesperson can see them past this mess now.

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No kidding...I can see skateboarders trying to hop this thing as it rolls down the sidewalk...and then laughing maniacally as they knock it over.

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Can't. It wouldn't be able to deliver toilet paper to the dude stranded in stall 3/

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"Bag-o-Salad"? Why don't they just print a skull and crossbones on the package?

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