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Romney was going to kill it, and snuff Soshecurity and Medicare too. Oh, and women's' so-called "rights."

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this.

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no. that's not true.

obama caved to dem hysteria. don't make it worse.

this system has some decent bones. it will work if more people work rationally and pay less attention to flailing politicians.

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When I'm wearing a seat belt my Hail Mary passes fail to launch properly, too.

Wait, what?

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Man, last time there was a cave-in this fast 39 Chilean miners were trapped for days.

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<i>I mean, we fumbled the rollout on this health care law</i>

It's like we're expected to be a cheerleader for Charlie Brown.

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What parts of life outside of sports <i>can't </i>be elucidated with sports metaphors.

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Alternative Obama speech for today:

<blockquote>For too long, many Americans, including me, have confused health insurance with health care. They are in no way similar. I hereby declare all health insurance companies to be illegal criminal conspiracies, and have ordered the Secretary of the Treasury to seize all their financial assets in the name of the people.

Oh and one more thing: Medicare for all starts tomorrow. You'll get your card in the mail tomorrow via the US Postal Service. Employers who previously provided health insurance are hereby ordered to raise each employee's salary by the amount of the employer contribution.

Thank you.</blockquote>

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