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Okay, that one would be awesome. They probably didn't learn their lesson after branding themselves teabaggers, so we'll probably have all these right-wing simps proudly talking about getting their red flag.

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But you'd better check your windage.

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Nope. Can't repeal theories, just laws.

Hey, don't blame me. I don't make the rules. Talk about shooting the messenger.

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I agree...and I'm from Dixie! I'm always face palming from the stupidity. It ain't the heat, it's the stupidity.

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Yeah, silly me. I was all set for Obama to declare himself Tyrant For Life.

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Thanks. Mossburn or bust!

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"Guns are not toys, they're tools."

They're not? Uh-oh, I better see if i still have the receipt for the "My Little Pistol: Gunship is Tragic" I was about to give my niece.

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I've heard that the Collector's Addition comes with a Charlton Heston Autographed Taurus Judge.

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And like a new toy, they want to show it off to their friends really really badly!

Remember that episode of The Simpsons where Marge buys a Chanel dress and she has no where to wear it to, so she ends up doing a bunch of mundane tasks with it on, like vacuuming and oumping gas? Well I think the gun-humpers are similar. They want a "need" for their fun new death toy so badly that they'll create one. (It's like marketing!)

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A gun being used as a tool, like, say, a hammer is that every problem then looks like a nail.

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I particularly like how you cut the "mental illness" strawman off at the pass with your proposals.

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He just went up a notch in my book.

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Gee i wish Obama would go after assault cell phones .. Yes cell phones that kill 14 young kids every day and cause 14,000 people to be injured or killed per year .. Come on back with some kind bullshit answer gun haters

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And you keep it under the front seat instead of in the glove box, so that when someone changes lanes in front of you without signaling, you can weave all over the highway trying to grab it so you can cap their asses, and hopefully force a few extra cars off the road.

http://www.bipartisanreport...

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/...

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Can't tell you. It's secret.

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Wow, neat! Thanks.

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