Gather 'round, Wonketeers, because today we're dropping not one but twoBill O'Reilly-shaped turds in yr stockings — it's a Festivus miracle! We begin with O'Reilly's remarks on Late Night with Seth Meyers . We won the war on Christmas. We won, alright? And this is true, this is the only year — I've been doing this for about ten years — it's the only year we've not had a store that commanded its employees not to say 'Merry Christmas.' It's over. We won.
Bill O knows all the bullshit answers, so long as he can get someone to agree to his innocuous seeming bullshit premises. He's like a Socrates of Derp.
His right wear his smuggiest asshole face, everywhere, at least for the month of December! His cries of LET MY ASSHOLES FREE were finally heard! HALLELUFAAAART
<i>&quot;...here is a pathway to success: don&rsquo;t abandon your children.&quot;</i>
O&#039;Reilly divorced his wife when his children were 13 and 8. That doesn&#039;t mean he abandoned them and maybe he&#039;s speaking from personal sorrow. But it sounds more like hypocrisy.
The great American right to openly insult and intimidate Jews and Muslims for the entire month of December. Whee!
I don&#039;t have cable, so all those fuckers are unwatchable.
Seriously, for a moment.
&quot;Noble&quot;
&quot;Is this a noble country?&quot;
WHAT THE EVEN FUCK?
A baby&#039;s arm holding a felafel.
I wish.
Bill O knows all the bullshit answers, so long as he can get someone to agree to his innocuous seeming bullshit premises. He&#039;s like a Socrates of Derp.
Bill O twice in one week? This is not a noble website.
We did not retreat - we are moving to a more strategic location.
A 10% larger ego than he already had.
Alternatively, he&#039;s a 10% bigger asshole. Take your pick.
Is broken glass a religious symbol?
Hey --- if the war on Xmas is over, does that mean BillO and Faux will shut the fuck up about it? Because if they do, we all win.
His right wear his smuggiest asshole face, everywhere, at least for the month of December! His cries of LET MY ASSHOLES FREE were finally heard! HALLELUFAAAART
Yeah, it&#039;s a paradox how anyone prevents their neighborhood from deteriorating in to a free-fire zone without some free-firing back.
A: &quot;Would you apply your definition of &#039;noble&#039; to yourself, Bill?&quot;
<i>&quot;Don&rsquo;t allow your neighborhoods to deteriorate into free-fire zones.&quot;</i>
Clearly, O&#039;Reilly HATES the Second Amendment.
<i>&quot;...here is a pathway to success: don&rsquo;t abandon your children.&quot;</i>
O&#039;Reilly divorced his wife when his children were 13 and 8. That doesn&#039;t mean he abandoned them and maybe he&#039;s speaking from personal sorrow. But it sounds more like hypocrisy.