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What rough beast, slouching towards Washington...

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Free Parking?

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Why the fuck is Phyllis Schlafly still alive? Is there painting of a baby somewhere?

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Sorry, but Oh, for fuck's sake.

Medium-sized anecdote follows. Dramatis personae: J, my ex-wife C, her ex-hubby, before me R, their girl-child

When J was pregnant (accidentally, I'm told) with R, C went to some lengths to try to persuade J to have an abortion. Didn't happen, and R resulted, certainly to my delight as her moderate-duration stepfather.

J and C had the opposite of an amicable divorce, and, as you might expect, much of the contention involved custody of R, and also competition for her affection. Somehow, J managed to never mention C's advocacy of abortion to R, because THAT WOULD BE A REALLY SHITTY THING TO TELL YOUR DAUGHTER.

While I acknowledge that "relatives" might not be as obnoxious in this case as "father", this "survivor's" mother was a dick.

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But do you live four blocks away?

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You are under-valuing the effect of single-issue voting.

Pulling numbers completely out of my ass, I'd guess that 30% of Missou voters will go Akin purely because of abortion. The Dems cannot stomp on that neck (without fielding a forced-birth candidate of their own).

Still pulling it out, I'd say 5% to 10% will go Akin because there is a half-black man currently in the White House. No stomping on that neck.

So, according to my ass, Akin gets 35% to 40% of the vote no matter what the fucking Democrats do. If you, or my ass, figures there are 40% reliable Blue Doggie votes (based on pre-fooferah polls), that leaves 20 to 25% "undecided".

If Claire gets 52%, that <i>will be</i> stomping on the opposition's neck.

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Works for me.

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Um, I don't actually have any snark.

Sorry. Really.

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Hubert Humphrey? Get out.

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Hey, with enough reps, I could pronounce your name. On the other hand, I'm not a media personality, so suck.

Aside: My front name is still Bob. Really, nobody can fuck that up. I've been Mr. Bob and Bob-san, and equivalent, in several languages.

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But I'm not.

Who will remedy this injustce?

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I've looked at them from ...

oh, fuck it.

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Ah, Chico, I was hoping to hear from you ....

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That's a damn good reality check, there.

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The majority of voters in his District are dicks?

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Viaduct?

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