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because we are all good people.

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It's interesting. I tried a sip. Very... tobacco? Like pipe tobacco? Butterscotch? Anyway, it's not oaky. I hate oak.

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or - my favorite - fucking keith shoulda knifed him in 1989.

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caught?

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Guy risking his life to make a buck. I did the same when we had a bad cold snap last year. Bud, your'e out freezing your bits off, here's something in addition to the online tip. You deserve it.

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As Zappa wrote 🎶I can take about an hour on the tower of power as long as I get a little golden shower🎶Actually Trump is like Bobby Brown!

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"Invoke 'P'" like that is supposed to be obvious to everyone and we're the stupid ones who need him to explain what it means. I cannot believe the American people haven't risen up and literately thrown his fat, fat ass out of the office. This is now the Theatre of The Unreal.

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We're doomed.

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Soon to be The Theatre of The Dead -

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Maybe he can be drafted. He will win over the female vote. Period. Hubba hubba. Yes I am that shallow.

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He went to Hogwarts school of gubermint.

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It's a very weak rally effect. W's polls shot up to like 80% approval after 9/11. The rally effect is temporary. And dumpy's is the weakest in history. By far the weakest ever achieved!

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Nitpick mislabeled. It was really another Canadian group, Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie.

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It's what I just shouted here at work to announce my bathroom break. Sadly no one here got the joke.

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Someone (Whistleblower wanted) check ALL floors of the WH. Might find some TP, Hand sanitizers, ventilators, etc. Ya know, Typhoid Trump will take care of HISSELF FIRST !! Ya know, Lardass/Germaphobe/probably uses ALOT!!!

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Totally fun. And much like a bicycle, it's counterintuitive (have to turn the opposite way the truck is turning), but once grokked, you don't have to do anything but enjoy the view (which is great because you're up high above the rest of the truck.

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