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It could be Ja'ron. The black man who Kellyanne Conaway said was a high ranking Trump official. Maybe Ja'ron decided to go work in the House for a while. He's very low key.

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"I am ready and willing to support strong candidates for our judicial vacancies that do not have lingering concerns about issues that could affect their decision-making process as a federal judge," Scott said in his statement.

"Look, I'm willing to go along with ALL of the GOP's atrocities, as long as it doesn't affect me personally."

~Every Republican who Ever Lived

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"Listening" and "thinking"???? What kind of traitorous cuck are you????

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Lucky for Scott that he's not up for reelection until 2022. Otherwise he'd be primaried out.

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Could also be Fredrick Douglas. I'm hearing great things about him.

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TBF, the GOP were pretty fucked at the point where they nominated Warren "Gangsta" Harding, the only Prez who could rival Trumpy for unashamed criminality.

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Malcolm X had a great line about "house negroes".

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To the best of my knowledge, Scott would be 3/5 of a Republican.

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"Scott is nothing but a durned scalawag," screamed former Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who is recovering from war wounds at the Robert E. Lee Psychiatric and Convalescent Hospital in Mobile. Sessions said he suffered his head wound during the defense of Richmond, but attendants say he slipped while missing the toilet during his 1AM potty break."Scalawag, I tell ya!" he kept repeating, using the derogatory term coined by southerners to describe local Republicans who assisted northerners during Reconstruction. "Worse than them carpetbaggers, for sure," he continued as his spittle found its mark on his gown and the attending nurse.He said to tell his friends he would be calling out Scott for a duel if he can ever locate his pistols, his Confederate uniform, and the house servant who he has accused of stealing both.

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senator scott, i'm gonna assume that you are an educated, intelligent individual.

that being said, and, given everything we know and have seen donald trump (and the republican party) do to marginalize people of your race (ballot, education, employment, etc)

my only question is why are you a republican?

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Had it not been for Ja'Ron and Fred, KAC might not have survived at Bowling Green. A cadre of ISIS fighters was about to close in when both men rode in on their mules on took her to safetyJar'Ron reportedly assured her that no harm would come to her and that, as a loyal and faithful servant, he would return with a cool glass of lemonade right after he and Fred kicked some terrorist ass.

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Senators in South Carolina are elected (installed) for life. Strom Thurmond was wheeled out on stage with oxygen tubes running from his corpse and still won reelection. Linseed and Tom (Tim) Scott have a lifetime appointment unless they choose otherwise.

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Pack o' whores, the lot of 'em. Said it before, I'll say it again.

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I can never understand how any decent black person could align with the republican party and deny that republicans are racist. All I can figure is they are just the basic dumb fuk blacks like konye and Ben Carson....Being smart is not one of their strong suits. We already know that all the whites who are republicans are dumber than dogshit on hot summer day. The same goes for the black republicans..seems ignorance is their calling. To be black and republican makes you a laughing stock a moron an imbecile. They are smart enough to know better but chose to be dumb.

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“We elected our senator to support the republican agenda”. Is this how these people actually think?

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I can't figure out why he thinks being a Republican is a good thing.

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