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just_jim's avatar

With what they're smoking, they'll be lucky to make a mark on the ballot, and they'll have no chance to hit any square that tallies a vote for any candidate.

just_jim's avatar

You mean there was a time when it didn't resemble a telephone scam?

donna's avatar

November 18,2016. HA HA HA HA . I hear there's a shortage of egg supply in the nation, it is all on the pollsters' face. Make sure you guys warm that crow for Thanksgiving.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Well that's why he's going for Connecticut! It's close, he probably has a hotel there he can make everyone stay at, it's perfect!

Cat Cafe's avatar

Don't be silly, internal polling works like it did in Germany in the 1930s--you make up exactly what you want, and force it on people.

Cat Cafe's avatar

We could start a nice University if you want.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Beerhall Putz is genius.

handyhippie65's avatar

and be promptly forgotten.

handyhippie65's avatar

i was thinking the same thing. but i like bangs. an eye peeking out between them has always been a sexxy look.

handyhippie65's avatar

math works better. nothing more distracting than trying to figure a square root.

The Psy of Life's avatar

What institutions have internal political polls in states? What institutions would these be?

handyhippie65's avatar

so that's who is sitting on the bar stool next to drunk uncle.

The Psy of Life's avatar

I understand that the Trump chumps have a mean fantasy big league league. You can get in on the action for $20.00. It's not too late.