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With what they're smoking, they'll be lucky to make a mark on the ballot, and they'll have no chance to hit any square that tallies a vote for any candidate.

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You mean there was a time when it didn't resemble a telephone scam?

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November 18,2016. HA HA HA HA . I hear there's a shortage of egg supply in the nation, it is all on the pollsters' face. Make sure you guys warm that crow for Thanksgiving.

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Well that's why he's going for Connecticut! It's close, he probably has a hotel there he can make everyone stay at, it's perfect!

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BANGHAZI!!!!!

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Don't be silly, internal polling works like it did in Germany in the 1930s--you make up exactly what you want, and force it on people.

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We could start a nice University if you want.

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Beerhall Putz is genius.

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Oh please god make it so.

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He's hiring Polish dancers?https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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and be promptly forgotten.

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i was thinking the same thing. but i like bangs. an eye peeking out between them has always been a sexxy look.

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math works better. nothing more distracting than trying to figure a square root.

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What institutions have internal political polls in states? What institutions would these be?

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so that's who is sitting on the bar stool next to drunk uncle.

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I understand that the Trump chumps have a mean fantasy big league league. You can get in on the action for $20.00. It's not too late.

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