Sean Spicer at today's press briefing probably. Golly, what were we JUST SAYING about how Trump and his allies keep moving the goalposts on the question of whether/how much Trump colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 election? We were JUST SAYING that they were moving the goalposts a whole lot. Consider this video from Monday's Sean Spicer Yelly Bad Times Press Briefing:
Actually, Donald, keeping track of 'Indians' is quite simple, as we heard many years ago: there's 'dot' (New Delhi) and 'feather' (New Mexico)./s, so no one blames us for this old chestnut.
Behind closed doors, Trump blasted the Indian prime minister for refusing to apologize for George Armstrong Custer.
<blushes, while quietly humming 'Sub Rosa Subway' to himself>
"Sorry, you have to go to prison".
Fake News! The real Trump totally would have mentioned Elizabeth Warren and casinos also too.
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Actually, Donald, keeping track of 'Indians' is quite simple, as we heard many years ago: there's 'dot' (New Delhi) and 'feather' (New Mexico)./s, so no one blames us for this old chestnut.
Zing!
They're waffling. Those Belgians are crafty.
Oh god! I forgot about dot and feather! How COULD we have ever gone there!
Evan has the best one liners, "chunk-tastic New Jersey bed hacker!" Ha!
For the record, Latveria was not involved.
We prefer less ridiculous plots, like building a time machine just to steal Blackbeard's Treasure.
Practice doesnt' always make perfect. On a related note, it also doesn't always get you to Carnegie Hall.
PIDOOMA
"More relativism! But since you are a Republican we'll let it slide."-- Every Republican Moral Scold Ever
I doubt they could kill more than that by themselves. They'll need help for more.
And Obama didn't do anything about the fact that the toilet off the Oval Office was clogged before he left.