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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Behind closed doors, Trump blasted the Indian prime minister for refusing to apologize for George Armstrong Custer.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

<blushes, while quietly humming 'Sub Rosa Subway' to himself>

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Oneofthebobs's avatar

"Sorry, you have to go to prison".

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Fake News! The real Trump totally would have mentioned Elizabeth Warren and casinos also too.

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Mike Steele's avatar

Actually, Donald, keeping track of 'Indians' is quite simple, as we heard many years ago: there's 'dot' (New Delhi) and 'feather' (New Mexico)./s, so no one blames us for this old chestnut.

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armed_bears's avatar

Zing!

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Weird Fishes's avatar

They're waffling. Those Belgians are crafty.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Oh god! I forgot about dot and feather! How COULD we have ever gone there!

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BlueBrownie's avatar

Evan has the best one liners, "chunk-tastic New Jersey bed hacker!" Ha!

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

For the record, Latveria was not involved.

We prefer less ridiculous plots, like building a time machine just to steal Blackbeard's Treasure.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Practice doesnt' always make perfect. On a related note, it also doesn't always get you to Carnegie Hall.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

"More relativism! But since you are a Republican we'll let it slide."-- Every Republican Moral Scold Ever

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I doubt they could kill more than that by themselves. They'll need help for more.

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La forza del resistino's avatar

And Obama didn't do anything about the fact that the toilet off the Oval Office was clogged before he left.

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