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There are laws against practising medicine without a license. Hmmm. Maybe they should be used against those Crisis Pregnancy shit boxes?

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> have Assange appointed ambassador to the U.S.

Is this worse than the new US ambassador to Canada?

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Ah. My late brother lived in Weed.

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Tell a big lie tell it often and people will surely believe it. Almost sounds like Religion.

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YAY ! More non-consensual depictions of anal sex ?! And eating shit, too!Sure the vulgarians LOVED THIS. Ladies and tey geh's, not so much.

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Wish Evan wrote like you, Shelton

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Looks like a sunfish?

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Pretty sure that sea monstah's a wheee-el.

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See? Proof enough to build this thing faster. Going to guy buy a truckload of bricks and cement.

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I thought the whole point of Trump being elected was that we weren't supposed to have to worry about people's feelings anymore?

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Sighs, and puts away wizard robe, hat and staff.

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Good people on both sides.

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And just to be clear, this is a new accuser. Flirting with her when she was 15, nonconsensual sexual contact when she was 16 (16 is the age of consent in Alabama).

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slaaaaaash

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"trying to clean up Trump’s latest diarrhea monsoon""subverting our sovereignty and taking a giant Russian shit ""Helping his asshole wife do Instagram challenges"

Maybe they aren't pee tapes at all. Evan, you might on to something far worse than pee tapes.

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Dammit!

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