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Petunia Cat's avatar

There are laws against practising medicine without a license. Hmmm. Maybe they should be used against those Crisis Pregnancy shit boxes?

phoenix00's avatar

> have Assange appointed ambassador to the U.S.

Is this worse than the new US ambassador to Canada?

Bobo Brazil's avatar

Ah. My late brother lived in Weed.

Richard Aahs's avatar

Tell a big lie tell it often and people will surely believe it. Almost sounds like Religion.

Moar Wordz's avatar

YAY ! More non-consensual depictions of anal sex ?! And eating shit, too!Sure the vulgarians LOVED THIS. Ladies and tey geh's, not so much.

Moar Wordz's avatar

Wish Evan wrote like you, Shelton

In-Home Tooter's avatar

Pretty sure that sea monstah's a wheee-el.

Viktor's avatar

See? Proof enough to build this thing faster. Going to guy buy a truckload of bricks and cement.

KnaveOfSwords's avatar

I thought the whole point of Trump being elected was that we weren't supposed to have to worry about people's feelings anymore?

MizzMazz, Nomad/ TonRu's avatar

Sighs, and puts away wizard robe, hat and staff.

HereForTheSnark's avatar

Good people on both sides.

puredog's avatar

And just to be clear, this is a new accuser. Flirting with her when she was 15, nonconsensual sexual contact when she was 16 (16 is the age of consent in Alabama).

Ryan Denniston's avatar

"trying to clean up Trump’s latest diarrhea monsoon""subverting our sovereignty and taking a giant Russian shit ""Helping his asshole wife do Instagram challenges"

Maybe they aren't pee tapes at all. Evan, you might on to something far worse than pee tapes.