The answer is A LOT. Which makes sense, because Donald Trump's butthole isn't weak like the other candidates' buttholes, and it's definitely not a captured POW loser like John McCain's butthole. Trump had a big weekend, and he probably put the nail in his own coffin by
Everybody who wants to be president raise their hand. Way up high so we can see. Well, Senator McCain doesn't really want to be president because he won't raise his hand.
Donald Trump is the greatest, YOOOGEST war hero ever in the fantasy world that is Donald Trumps brain (a similar nether void as where Fox News gets its facts) so of course he is the one we should be looking to determine who is and isn't a war hero. Isn't it obvious?
"there are that many Republican pundits on the networks … trashing Donald Trump". The obvious answer is that there are too many Republican pundits on the networks.
And just in case you are not overcome with black terror, remember: there are actually allegedly sentient beings--people--who Sit. For. An. Hour. And. Watch. This. Shit.
"THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS MENTIONS OF JOHN MCCAIN AS A WAR HERO!"
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Doocy,v. slang, (or Deucey) the act of being penetrated by two penises at once during a sexual act.
Everybody who wants to be president raise their hand. Way up high so we can see. Well, Senator McCain doesn't really want to be president because he won't raise his hand.
Donald Trump is the greatest, YOOOGEST war hero ever in the fantasy world that is Donald Trumps brain (a similar nether void as where Fox News gets its facts) so of course he is the one we should be looking to determine who is and isn't a war hero. Isn't it obvious?
In (a paraphrase of) the immortal words of Ron White, I don't know how many it takes, but I know how many they're gonna use.
That story line creeped me out.
She had a limp!
I've never seen the actual show, the SNL version, or could even bear to watch the clips here at Wonkette.(Yes, I'm a coward!)
Crowd-Sourcing your political campaign. I could see this as a thing.
Oh darling, we like you anyway. Just don't mention it again. No, really... don't.
What's really scary with your question is that the most logical answer is: ZERO.They did it while totally sober!!!
trump needs a bigger bunghole than most. look at the shit he pulls out of it.
Hitler?
"there are that many Republican pundits on the networks … trashing Donald Trump". The obvious answer is that there are too many Republican pundits on the networks.
And just in case you are not overcome with black terror, remember: there are actually allegedly sentient beings--people--who Sit. For. An. Hour. And. Watch. This. Shit.
Sgt. Shultz?