SO MANY QUESTIONS Drip. Drip drip drip. DRIP DRIP DRIP GEYSER! Apparently now we are doing breaking news at the crack of dawn, because NBC News reports that, despite earlier reports that Donald Trump Jr., Paul Manafort and Jared Kushner met at Trump Tower in June of 2016 with one (1) Russian lawyer lady, Natalia Veselnitskaya, with one (1) translator in attendance, there was ANOTHER Russian spy in the room. (Haha, we say "another," because we're assuming at least one of the Americans is a double agent. Rhymes with "Can Of Snort.") Or maybe two more Russian spies. Or maybe nine. Or maybe eleventy. Or maybe Vladimir Putin personally attended for a very important discussion about bouncy Russian babies, or to do conspiracies with the Trump campaign by giving them salacious information about Hillary Clinton.
"She's gorgeous!""'She' is really a man. It's a disguise.""How could anyone guess?""I saw through his disguise in 2 minutes. Would you believe it? Two minutes flat.""I find that hard to believe!""Would you believe 5 minutes?""Not really.""How about our third date?"
I've had enough patients lie through their teeth with all sincerity about how they would never want to put my medical license and livelihood in jeopardy---right before their urine tests turn up dirty with something they weren't prescribed and missing what they were prescribed. I am shocked, SHOCKED....
Right? And some handsome, high-cheeked beautiful father. There isn't an ounce of Trump in him. Look at Eric and Donald Jr. I suppose it could have been artificial insemination (anonymously of course, so Trump could "prove" how manly he was) but I wouldn't be at all surprised if Dad was her handsome Russian minder, or the pool boy.
And I wasn't there either, so I didn't see you.
PS. Can you return the pen you didn't borrow when you weren't making notes pls.
I'm holding out for a grand slam(mer).
And Katie's all "What constitutes 'all of them,' Governor?"
If you don't walk the walk, then STFU about talking the talk. That's what my parents taught me, w.o. the "bad words." Same generation as Jimmy.
You channel Claude Rains so well. How many times have YOU seen Casablanca? It's 8 for me.
You're psychic.
Scene from Get Smart:
"She's gorgeous!""'She' is really a man. It's a disguise.""How could anyone guess?""I saw through his disguise in 2 minutes. Would you believe it? Two minutes flat.""I find that hard to believe!""Would you believe 5 minutes?""Not really.""How about our third date?"
"And one Duck Spy."
"We are not with the secret police, that's for sure! We would like to take you to a clambake."
"We're mighty glad we came"
I've had enough patients lie through their teeth with all sincerity about how they would never want to put my medical license and livelihood in jeopardy---right before their urine tests turn up dirty with something they weren't prescribed and missing what they were prescribed. I am shocked, SHOCKED....
thus avoiding an Eminem libelz
I count one translator, two Russian spies, and three Stooges.
Shouldn't that be "screw" an election?
Right? And some handsome, high-cheeked beautiful father. There isn't an ounce of Trump in him. Look at Eric and Donald Jr. I suppose it could have been artificial insemination (anonymously of course, so Trump could "prove" how manly he was) but I wouldn't be at all surprised if Dad was her handsome Russian minder, or the pool boy.
THAT IS BRILLIANT! It was right THERE for me, how did I miss it? Thank you!
I have been saying this from day one. It seems so obvious, doesn't it?