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Invisible Bunyip's avatar

And I wasn't there either, so I didn't see you.

PS. Can you return the pen you didn't borrow when you weren't making notes pls.

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Invisible Bunyip's avatar

I'm holding out for a grand slam(mer).

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lurch394's avatar

And Katie's all "What constitutes 'all of them,' Governor?"

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nightmoth's avatar

If you don't walk the walk, then STFU about talking the talk. That's what my parents taught me, w.o. the "bad words." Same generation as Jimmy.

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nightmoth's avatar

You channel Claude Rains so well. How many times have YOU seen Casablanca? It's 8 for me.

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Doug Langley's avatar

You're psychic.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Scene from Get Smart:

"She's gorgeous!""'She' is really a man. It's a disguise.""How could anyone guess?""I saw through his disguise in 2 minutes. Would you believe it? Two minutes flat.""I find that hard to believe!""Would you believe 5 minutes?""Not really.""How about our third date?"

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SeeTrain65's avatar

"And one Duck Spy."

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H0mer0's avatar

"We are not with the secret police, that's for sure! We would like to take you to a clambake."

"We're mighty glad we came"

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H0mer0's avatar

I've had enough patients lie through their teeth with all sincerity about how they would never want to put my medical license and livelihood in jeopardy---right before their urine tests turn up dirty with something they weren't prescribed and missing what they were prescribed. I am shocked, SHOCKED....

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H0mer0's avatar

thus avoiding an Eminem libelz

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Maybe's avatar

I count one translator, two Russian spies, and three Stooges.

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Maybe's avatar

Shouldn't that be "screw" an election?

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Right? And some handsome, high-cheeked beautiful father. There isn't an ounce of Trump in him. Look at Eric and Donald Jr. I suppose it could have been artificial insemination (anonymously of course, so Trump could "prove" how manly he was) but I wouldn't be at all surprised if Dad was her handsome Russian minder, or the pool boy.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

THAT IS BRILLIANT! It was right THERE for me, how did I miss it? Thank you!

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Cat Cafe's avatar

I have been saying this from day one. It seems so obvious, doesn't it?

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