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kmblue187's avatar

They voted for Trump, didn't they?

Namaste''s avatar

Lack of substance runs in the family!

SterWonk's avatar

Yes, that's right, thank you!

GrannysKnitting's avatar

* waggles eyebrows * you never met my grandmother

shocktreatment's avatar

"...because he didn’t want to involve them in his high-profile political career that began a few months ago. It was a parental long game..."

Who's got foresight? Hersh got foresight! And baggage! And head trouble!Lots of head trouble.

Gregg Evans's avatar

Okay yeah, but that one is an asshole, so maybe use him to take all the heat.

Ms.Moon's avatar

The man’s first wife left him because he was a shitty partner when her own options were stay with him or demons in howling wilderness and she chose demons in howling wilderness before him.

frrolfe's avatar

Georgie Fame libulz, sort of.

pmsrw3's avatar

It's written in the Bible what's a woman is [sic].

I'm pretty sure that ain't true. I'm always nonplussed to learn how little Bible knowledge so many supposedly devout Christians have.

RMKH's avatar

It's the party of family values, so the more families you have, the better!

Notreelyhelping's avatar

Yep. Though the piece touched with genius was Magical Misery Tour.

guzzimike's avatar

"Senior adviser." Haw, haw.

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

That still cracks me up every time I hear it.“Genius is pain!”

TundraGrifter's avatar

When Princess Diana was killed, someone was told she was being chased by the paparazzi.

He responded "What was that fat fuck doing on a motorcycle?"

DDB9000's avatar

Well, it IS backwards, because certain stupid apps show you what you see in the mirror rather than what other people see, but otherwise what do you mean?