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kmblue187's avatar

They voted for Trump, didn't they?

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Namaste''s avatar

Lack of substance runs in the family!

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SterWonk's avatar

Yes, that's right, thank you!

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

* waggles eyebrows * you never met my grandmother

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shocktreatment's avatar

"...because he didn’t want to involve them in his high-profile political career that began a few months ago. It was a parental long game..."

Who's got foresight? Hersh got foresight! And baggage! And head trouble!Lots of head trouble.

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Gregg Evans's avatar

Okay yeah, but that one is an asshole, so maybe use him to take all the heat.

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Ms.Moon's avatar

The man’s first wife left him because he was a shitty partner when her own options were stay with him or demons in howling wilderness and she chose demons in howling wilderness before him.

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frrolfe's avatar

Georgie Fame libulz, sort of.

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pmsrw3's avatar

It's written in the Bible what's a woman is [sic].

I'm pretty sure that ain't true. I'm always nonplussed to learn how little Bible knowledge so many supposedly devout Christians have.

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RMKH's avatar

It's the party of family values, so the more families you have, the better!

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Yep. Though the piece touched with genius was Magical Misery Tour.

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guzzimike's avatar

"Senior adviser." Haw, haw.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

That still cracks me up every time I hear it.“Genius is pain!”

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TundraGrifter's avatar

When Princess Diana was killed, someone was told she was being chased by the paparazzi.

He responded "What was that fat fuck doing on a motorcycle?"

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

Biblical scalars.

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DDB9000's avatar

Well, it IS backwards, because certain stupid apps show you what you see in the mirror rather than what other people see, but otherwise what do you mean?

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