No, Yr Wonkette hasn't turned into a bondage website! That's Stormy Daniels taking a polygraph in 2011. Anyway, you strap in, too, because there is a whole heap of Nekkid Donald Trump news today, so let's type fast! So, did they bone? Oh, gosh the suspense is killing us! Can it possibly be true?
I'm confused by this whole "mulligan" thing. Is that some sort of blanket absolution? Or is a seperate mulligan required for each instance? Is there a bulk discount for multiple mulligans? Is a sincere act of contrition required for the mulligan to be in full force and effect?
Trump claims to have been terrified of AIDS, even called sex with supermodels his personal Viet Nam. Is unprotected sex with porn stars an indicator of abysmally poor judgement, total lack of self control, or a deep-seated belief that nothing really bad could happen to the center of the universe that surely must be He, The Donald? Screw it, my money is on all three.
It's the Overton Basement Window. Like Nixon, he's drastically lowered the standards for what is and isn't unthinkable behaviour from an American president.
Well, reportedly the pee tape is of Trump ordering hookers to pee on the bed that the Obamas slept in. So, no direct contact at all.
Slightly OT: Evidently Trump eats at fast food places because he's a germaphobe. I'm willing to bet that at least once some wage-slave fast food worker spat in his food.
That's not how it works out in the movies, they had a happy ending.This version will be rated XXX, have vomit inducing visuals and yes, will see the Beast fall whilst the Beauty stands tall.
I'm confused by this whole "mulligan" thing. Is that some sort of blanket absolution? Or is a seperate mulligan required for each instance? Is there a bulk discount for multiple mulligans? Is a sincere act of contrition required for the mulligan to be in full force and effect?
If you take mulligans on every hole did you really play a round of golf?
I'm surprised the Melania doesn't have a barf bag grasped in her hands at all times...
"Words are the weapons used by smart people to make stupid people look dumb..."
So, help me, I`m confused. Is Trump a whoremonger? I mean in like a biblical sense? Is he technichally a john? A pimp? Damn this is confusing!
Trump claims to have been terrified of AIDS, even called sex with supermodels his personal Viet Nam. Is unprotected sex with porn stars an indicator of abysmally poor judgement, total lack of self control, or a deep-seated belief that nothing really bad could happen to the center of the universe that surely must be He, The Donald? Screw it, my money is on all three.
I think Stormy Mulligan would make a great nom du porn.
He's still eligible.
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I think it's more that a sex scandal with Obama and a hooker would never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever happen.
It's the Overton Basement Window. Like Nixon, he's drastically lowered the standards for what is and isn't unthinkable behaviour from an American president.
Well, reportedly the pee tape is of Trump ordering hookers to pee on the bed that the Obamas slept in. So, no direct contact at all.
Slightly OT: Evidently Trump eats at fast food places because he's a germaphobe. I'm willing to bet that at least once some wage-slave fast food worker spat in his food.
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That's not how it works out in the movies, they had a happy ending.This version will be rated XXX, have vomit inducing visuals and yes, will see the Beast fall whilst the Beauty stands tall.
One hand clapping applauding a symphony of trees falling in forests.