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DON'T PUSH ME COS I'M CLOSE TO THE EDGE (of voting for Trump)

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Must be a suburban/jeebusland phenomenon. All we get in NYC today are the Jehovah's Witnesses - almost entirely women - sitting at their card tables in subway stations. Meanwhile, the Jews for Jeebus evangelists have vanished entirely ... I guess the profound disinterest of 9 million people gets to you eventually.

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Consider it fucking said.

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There must be a lot more Christian Gangstas than any of us realized.

And now I have to wonder, do Mormon Gangstas wear falling-down pants, showing their magic underwear?

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Fucking-A

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You sound like a pretty cool woman. A fucking cool woman, if you will. I wonder if there were more of you around would we have fewer Joe Pots?

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"RSVPing to a party you weren't even invited to." Damn, that's the phrase I have been looking for since 1990.

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The thing was that Bach and Handel were at the top of their game and writing Masses and oratorios was just what the big musicians did back then. Today's "Christian music" is nothing but lame, bowdlerized versions of secular music, written for a niche market who wants cleaned up and non-threatening versions of the mainstream.

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Farrakhan's a prophet and you really ought to listen!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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No snark here: as a former Born Again Christian, I know BACs believe in a beautiful life after death. I know they believe that unborn babbies, being innocent and all (not like you vile snark monsters) go straight to Heaven.I have never for the life of me been able to figure out why they're so upset at the thought of innocent babbies bypassing lives that may have been full of abuse, and going straight to Heaven.Could it be that they're less concerned with the innocent babbies, and more concerned with punishing women for being... well, women?

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https://www.youtube.com/wat...

sorry after listening to all the cringe, i have the urgency of counterattack

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Reminds me of a stripper I saw once. Her act was she crawled out on stage and tried to stand up.

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Cheap, I know, but

Joe Putz?

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I'm Spurtacus!

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Christian Rap?

What is up with these WASPs and their inferiority complex about their music? They have Christian rock and Christian Metal! Talk about non-starters.

Still they seem to have overlooked the Blues in their cultural appropriations. And this leads me to think that Jesus MUST be a bluesman. With his background that would be a good fit.

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Actually, about 99% of the porn consumers in this country ARE christians.

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