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yourlizardoverlord's avatar

I will do this for $ 4,995. Sorry edgydrifter but this is a very competitive enviroment.

artem1s's avatar

so, what exactly is the collection rate on this gofundme thingy? do pledges count toward the total?

artem1s's avatar

even better if they have a postage paid reply envelope you can use to tell them, nope, not gonna happen.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

It's not Me, brah. I've never seen a prutah of it.

- God

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Not so much deeper as the pockets' owners are more willing to empty them at their masters' bidding.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Can I interest you in a tote bag?

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Oh, I do so love the product description. Yet more proof that cons have zero sense of humour.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Is it considered gauche to fall in love with a trailer? β™₯β™₯β™₯β™₯

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Why do you hate our boys in uniform?

yourlizardoverlord's avatar

I think he what he is trying to say here is "klaatu barada nikto".

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Best-case scenario: the marks cough up so much money that they can't afford to drive to the polling station in 2016...

April's avatar

Can we please not use the word 'trannies'?

chicken thief's avatar

That's the accepted spelling of 'tyranny' according to the Teabagger Dictionary for Sign Spellin an Shit.

That is, the use has nothing to do with auto transmissions, transgender people, or any other 'trannies'. It's a knock on Teabagger spellin.

Jus_Wonderin's avatar

If you Dog's stool is Cruz color, I'd rush him to the Vet.

chicken thief's avatar

All turds look like Ted's face, so nothing to worry about. Now should your dog start shitting Cruz-like greasy hair, take him/her to the vet, pronto!

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

So let me get this straight, if you sell a stranger on a bunch of black cardboard that supposed to be blacked out money that's wrong because you're profiting from deceit. On the other hand, you can just make a bullshit claim about religious persecution to raise money then just claim you're standing up for religious beliefs...

...only in America is only one of these two considered grifting and is punishable by law.