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Dubai.

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Maybe not the Inauguration, but whatever is happening three months after that.

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I mean, that would require actual organizing skills instead of "speaking it into being". Venues reserved, transit arranged, portapotties and other services, security hired.

Easier to stay home and arglebargle on social media/go yell on a corner.

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I suggest that Biden/Harris have a small inauguration that is broadcast. It should be tasteful and highly symbolic.

They should continue to collect money for the inauguration after making it clear that that money will be donated to a legitimate, non-controversial cause. Something medical would be appropriate.

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For his whole life, until perhaps now, if he went to an event it became all about him. It's not like he would have noticed any attempts to chase him out.

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He should be fine. I heard the chocolate cake there was pretty good.

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newp. biden will take him scranton style outside.

i mean outside..

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yes!

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There's always the middle of the Atlantic, I think there's a garbage island out there somewhere.

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Or they do a small virtual inauguration and promise a big block party in warm weather - pot luck style

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It's the flies.

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Given the pace of the dementia, he's not likely to know his own name by then either.

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I expect he'll have a rally at the same time to soothe his ego. But those who don't go to the rally might want to show up at the inauguration to razz Biden's people.

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If Trump self-immolated during the Inauguration, He'd get some attention, for a moment. Then everybody, including Melanie, would have a good laugh and say things like "Oh that funny little silly-billy haha", before getting back to the ceremony and the after-parties....and nobody would say sad things like "PUT OUT THAT FIRE!!!", nope, never.

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"He's going to say for the next 30 years that they stole the election from me."

Nope. He won't live for 30 years. I give him 10 at the most. He's going to sit around and play golf and eat Big Macs for the next 10 years, and then it will catch up with him. Maybe sooner rather than later.

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