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simpledinosaur's avatar

Ah, creatures of the night ... they make such beautiful music! (especially when they're chomping on their cantaloupe.

Khavrinen's avatar

More bat lore, and why they're associated with Halloween:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Sr747b-FU

Pere Ubu's avatar

I don't care what anyone says, bats are cute.

Of course, I also find spiders beautiful, so I might not be the best opinion source.

How's Eric Trump about bats? Now there's an opinion that really MATTERS. 🤪

simpledinosaur's avatar

Spiders are lovely and fascinating critters. People often loathe creatures that don't look like them, but that's just a stupid human thing.

Pere Ubu's avatar

I won my Mom over on spiders. We had a big garden spider hanging out on the screen door, and she was fine with it. And so we're the dogs.

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

I love bats!

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Anagram of Tabs!

Heidi L 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇱's avatar

As is "stab", which is how the news makes me feel these days!

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

We had a smol brown bat decide to take a break from the all-you-can eat mosquito feast in our yard last summer and chill on our screen door for a bit:

https://substack.com/profile/106661048-vorpal/note/c-169000571?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=1ri46w

fuflans's avatar

that IS a chonky little fella.

kmblue187's avatar

Orange bat orange meal.

weejee's avatar

Nice Orange melon for that snack 😋

Tommy Mo's avatar

Wear the flying fox hat.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Excuse me, NAFO AIR FORCE! Charging up to take on more Putinist cannon fodder. We salute you, brave Fela of the skies!

M-X's avatar

RAWR!!!!!!!!! AM NAFO AND THERE IS NO CIA!!!!!!!!!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Yummy meal. Such a sweet bat face.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

< -- proud member of Bat Conservation International!

https://www.batcon.org/

Michael Bowen's avatar

Yep, we send money to Bat World International every month.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

< -- very pro-bat!

Joe Z's avatar

Every so often, I return to this classic.

https://youtu.be/Uuvaos1WHTk

Black Asparagus's avatar

But then they grow up and this happens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS6KWNB5NEo

(I'd still hang with them, though...)

memzilla's avatar

Why is there Batman Shampoo, but no Conditioner Gordon?

CzechJournalists's avatar

for Adam West's classic Batman series, Batman Shampoo was tragically shortened to BatPoo for the first season. . .

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Cantaloupe is tasty for a bat.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

BAT GRUB!

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Little Brown Bat

forages along the edges

of her vegetated habitat

Cincinnatus's avatar

NYT: "Photos show that the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, which was adjacent to the East Wing, was stripped away as the East Wing was demolished. It was unclear whether the garden would be restored in the process of constructing the new [Epstein] ballroom."

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

“ AND DON’T NEED FIXING”

Pardon, but I believe DON’T NEED NO FIXIN’ is proper English

werecat's avatar

hedline from me news feed this morning: Republicans are ridiculing ‘No Kings.’ A striking new poll shows Americans aren’t laughing

Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Things are happening at such a clip because Trump is dying.

At this juncture, he could give a shit.

Ketchup thrown to the walls, see what sticks.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Wouldn’t be fun if some reporter asked the Mad King whether it would be better for him to just withdraw his (bogus) claims against the U.S. government, thus NOT taking tax dollars from hardworking Americans, instead of his pinky promise suggestion of giving that money to to “charity.” That would be fun.

beb's avatar

Trump is spending money like a drunken sailor. Gotta wonder where all that money is coming from what with the government shut down and all.

Alternative Dog's avatar

Remember, TFG's people are now in charge of the bookkeeping. With the size of the federal budget and all the blackbox accounting in the defense and homeland security departments, a few billion here and there is basically written off as a rounding error. We are doomed.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

The absurdity has gone full Renaissance. Trump is demanding damages from the country he’s still damaging. America is paying indulgences to its own golden calf.

Blessed be the saints of satire who keep the receipts

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

People are also going to notice cost-of-living issues when watching movies and TV shows.

I was watching Ghostbusters Afterlife, released in 2021, and there's a scene that takes place in a Walmart that was filmed on location. Big price signs on the shelves. One said $2.99, and my immediate thought was that there was nothing in a Walmart today for $2.99.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

All this talk of Librarians makes me want to visit. I wonder what the beaches are like.

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

Bo is talented and terrifying.

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

Musician who supports her horn habit by working as a liberrian here: WATCH THIS NOW (short documentary about a music librarian who I knew and cherished): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZSstEk_eKk&t=13s

Cincinnatus's avatar

"President Donald Trump’s plan to double the size of ICE by hiring and deploying 10,000 new agents by January has lost a bit of steam because so many of the new recruits showing up at ICE’s training academy in Georgia can’t seem to pass its fitness test. The test requires recruits to do 15 push-ups, 32 sit-ups, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes or less — but over one-third of them have failed, officials said.

Those who don’t qualify for other jobs are being assigned administrative tasks while they wait for ICE’s human resources to whip up their pink slips — and it seems to be causing quite the kerfuffle in field offices. A top official told The Atlantic that because the recruits aren’t fully trained, they’re not that helpful in administrative roles. Plus, there aren’t enough parking spaces, cubicles or bathroom facilities to accommodate the influx of, essentially, glorified interns. “It’s a disaster,” one senior ICE official told the outlet."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-ice-fitness-test_n_68f7d56de4b0dbac45917c23?origin=home-zone-b-unit

lordpnut's avatar

Shove it up your bathole!

Sorry, but I could not contain myself. I'm covered with shame.

Cincinnatus's avatar

George Santos, on Xitter: "Sadly it seems that my family and I will be departing the city I’ve called home my entire life. NYC will become a very dangerous place to live in if we elect mayor Mamdani and that is a risk I am unwilling to take now that I want to start growing my family."

Satanic Pancake's avatar

He has a family? And they're growing? Please tell me it's in a petri dish.

lordpnut's avatar

"You still here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother."

- Tommy, GOODFELLAS

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

I know a fair amount of former astronauts. Now, I haven't asked them about this but I am pretty confident that if they were given the chance to go to the moon on whatever slapdash orbiter wins the moon race "contest", I'm pretty sure they'd all say not only no, but Hell no.