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Weird, that's the janitor's closet.

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My dad managed somehow. His dad was just awful. He did a pretty good job of not passing the abuse down.I should call him...

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One of them lives at my house.

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No. Just No; I knew a person who died in that fire.

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Do. I don't even know him and I'm proud of him. We need more men like him in the world.

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No, this is Contradictions. Arguments are down the hall, 3rd door on the left.

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If these kids would just sign up as interns, they wouldn't have to worry about gubment interference with freedom of contract. Minimum wage law doesn't apply to volunteers. There you have it. First job. Freedom.

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In the attic, though, right?

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His command of the English language hasn't "changed for the good" since Reagan was in office.

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What is it with these assholes? In a universe where we have black doctors, black scientists, black professors, black movie stars, black rap stars, black opera singers, black CEOs, black entrepreneurs, black inventors, black gold-Medal-winning Olympic athletes, black mayors, Senators, Representatives, Governors, and even a black President, they still want to think of all blacks as impoverished losers and failures? How much fear and hatred can a bunch of loser white assholes HAVE that they need to keep trying to diminish their fellow citizens over the amount of melanin in their skin?

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No it isn't!

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#allpluralsmatter

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Yah, you joke, but I actually think this is exactly what these fuckers want. It's the only thing that explains their constant asshole opinions--it's all of a kind. Don't forget police harassing black people on their front porches, and other people being A-OK with it--the sight of an "idle Negro" still bothers the would-be slavers. It's so heartbreakingly terrible, it makes me want to weep. People who are such failures, such losers, and so fucking lazy, that the only thing they can value in themselves is the lack of melanin in their skin, so that they can feel "bigger" as they look at their fellow citizens. The sad thing is, of course, it doesn't even work for them. They're still failures and losers.

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The misplaced anger and ton o'ridiculous ideas are the hallmarks of the ignorant.

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> And when a criminal like Mike Brown gets shot by the cops, this is cause for celebration

ANY death is NOT "cause for celebration". Can we get a psychiatrist on this? There is some messed up shit going on in somebody's brains here.

Oh btw dats wasishttps://media.giphy.com/med...

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Coastal elites. What do they know?

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