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This is also true of Caroll O'Connor, who in real life was the polar opposite of the Archie Bunker character.

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Works for me. Let everyone on the right remain in quivering obeisance to the Orange Menace. In 2024, he'll be four years older, four years sicker (if he's still alive), four years crazier, and carrying four years of state and federal investigations into him and his family.

People like Tom Cotton and Josh Hawley want to run then as Trump's heirs, but that's kind of hard to do if Trump's in the race.

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The end of "Inglorious Basterds" sums up the differences between us and the Nazis. Landa screams that Raine will be executed for carving a swastika in Landa's forehead, and Raine replies, "I'll probably get chewed out. I've been chewed out before."

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Ms. O asked me who I was screaming at in my office. I was leaving a voicemail for Rob Portman asking what the Senate was doing about the pandemic.

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Ya know what causes leaks and whistle blower complaints? This shit here.

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I would almost wager he thinks he's going to find a folder called "DEFINITELY NOT DEEP STATE STUFF (very boring & do not open)" that has a nice big convenient list of all their most secret operations that he knew were always in operation.

"Spying On Trump Operation: Code Name Microwave Eyes, by Barack Obama""Deep Staters and The Antifa Spies Who Love Them""Operation Steal This Election From Donald""Five False Flag Plans To Make A True Stable Genius Look Not As Fantastic As He Does Believe Me"

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Wasn't Tammy Hall a stripper Trump used to date?

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Folksshhhhhh....

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They assume it's one of his pornstar payoffs that was successfully hidden.

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These people would shit their pants and die if they had to spend the night in a Tube tunnel during the Blitz.

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I mean, obviously! Why is this even a question? Sheesh.

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Probably would risk losing your voting rights in GOP Voter ID states, if you did.

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Not sure who it was, but some smart sounding person saying he maybe is doing it so he can maybe at least pull troops out of the Middle East like he promised, can I haz legusee nowz?

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Wouldn't it be nice if a deepening rift between him and GOP Republicans got so deep that he blows the lid off the whole crooked operation.

"You obviously cheated to get Mitch and Lindsey and Collins reelected, WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT FOR ME?!?!? Well, you'll pay for that!"

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