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Daniel's avatar

You say "feminine" and "dark skinned" like they are bad things.

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Cobrajet's avatar

Give it time, it's Bolton's first day.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

I worked in a used bookstore for a while, lots of those came in. Generally the 'money shot' scene is about 2/3 of the way thru, too. I used to be able to open the book to within a page or so of them - rare talents!

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

So you are well acquainted with the words engourged and bulbous.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

But you are aware that fixing and making things is not some grand sorcery. So shop class at least taught you that. Supposing that you didn’t already know of course. There is a great deal of usefulness in being self sufficient, and I fear it’s being taken from us deliberately sometimes.

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Poly_Ester's avatar

Maybe having donnie sanction certain friends and associates is Vlad's way of saying "You're FIRED" to certain former friends and associates.

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phoenix00's avatar

Occam's Razor is desperately lost on these maroons.

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

" when the United States issued a list of politicians and business leaders linked to the Russian president in January, Chubais was not included. In response, he issued a mock apology on Facebook for failing his nation."

In Russia is different, Oligarch mock you.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Now available at Whole GRUs

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Kirill is Putin's Jared? Ruh-roh, someone's going to be pissed.

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BadKitty904's avatar

Sure slowed Bin Laden down...

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Duke's avatar

We're the subversive!

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Mike Steele's avatar

Precisely. During their little fireside chat last week, Vlad undoubtedly gave Donnie a list of all his buds who've been caught up in the Mueller probe and said, "You wanna look tough? Sanction these guys, send them home and we'll deal with it".

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Cat Cafe's avatar

No, "malign" is a fine, fine adjective with the meaning "evil-intentioned"--the opposite of "benign." I actually like it better than "malignant."

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Courser's avatar

Are these the same Russian sanctions that were snuck into the Omnibus, must-pass bill that apparently no one read (lol, forever!)?

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EdR's avatar

They threw the razor out the pickup truck window because it wasn't an automatic. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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