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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

How much time ya got?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes, but a better AG. First, to prosecute t-rump and clean up the judiciary. Then, the most popular, and second woman president.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

They must have slept through that. That sounds like a trump exaggeration. Not that they have not been absolutely shitty to Kamala.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

They want to believe.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

As Dave Chapelle pointed out...

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looksquirrels's avatar

Good grief. SO SICK of the way she's being covered.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I'm retired. I guess, narrow it down in the interest of brevity, to just the latest fuck-up.

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TJ's avatar

How exactly did she "aggressively jail" people? If you're speaking of marijuana convictions, they actually went DOWN under her tenure. Additionally, she created the first in the nation re-entry program aimed that low level drug offenders. The program offered education, job training, and expunged records of those who graduated the program. So, what exactly did she do that was so wrong?

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

There's been so much whizzing by me that I don't even remember what I non-commented about.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Louis Lehot,Is almost certainly not.And of reasons there are ne'er a few,That he doesn't even deserve this Clerihew.

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Cleopatrajonz's avatar

The point is the same though. We don't even hear about male candidates' wives. We are so concerned with the spouse's career/income/tax returns when the candidate is a woman however.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Has he mastered Comic Sans? That seems to be the minimum requirement for a Trump mouthpiece. Also the maximum requirement.

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LesBontemps's avatar

kAmAla iS a CoP.

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TakingAmes's avatar

Man, Mayor Frey is doing some great things in Minneapolis. If I hadn't reached my northernmost limits in Chicago, I'd totally move there to help out.

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unclejeems's avatar

Angry tirades? Clenched fists? Sexual assault? Does the Donald have a twin?

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Would there were only two of them. There are thousands of men fitting this description in every city and town in America.

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