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Cryny's avatar

Why would you remove the extra hand from the picture?!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Wrong Question: Isn't a governor's first job to protect the state citizens?

Wrong Answer: Yes.

Correct Question: Isn't a Florida governor's first job to protect Florida citizens?

Correct Answer: Fuck, no.

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

they did not suggest wearing white or silver with the maroon. I think it's gonna be alright. I've even seen the Longhorn logo in maroon (though this may change when UT and A&M are in the same conference again) living in Austin as I do as well as ties on the floor of the TX House and Senate with orange and maroon.

but, sure, I guess Uvalde CISD really screwed up if they want people to support their students on the first day of school after experiencing the most deadly school shooting in the state's history. what were they thinking? I guess you're going to have to explain to all the TX ISDs that were able to provide their students with maroon shirts what southern sportsball fans are like since apparently they didn't get the memo.

Andre's avatar

Oh, I totally support all the ISDs doing maroon in support, I was more making a joke about how diehard we take our sportsball. I can guarntess Hariss ISD is supporting this initiative, although after I jettisoned FB, I don't aollow them anymore.

QueerEldtritchHorror's avatar

that slaps. like i would like to slap De Santis. with votes.

William Bombelyn's avatar

Considering the size of the weapon that he's holding I'd expect the third hand to be touching his boy parts.

Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

Hariss? you mean Harris CSD or Houston ISD? because they got rid of the remaining two county school districts so there is no longer a Harris one. there have been about 200 consolidations over the past couple decades so that may also have happened.

I will mention that a lot of Aggies have orange shit--mostly burnt orange shit because it was easiest to find--in their closets from SWTW back in 2013.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Wonder which State is gonna be the next to have a school receive a Charles Whitman's Sampler?

My money is on a Texas repeat.

blackspeak's avatar

DeSatan is trying to out-crazy iiTrump...

sarafina's avatar

They elected Skeletor to office. They are hopeless.

Andre's avatar

Houston, and it's been a minute or two since I graduated. Long enough that my high school is unrecognizable it has been expanded and built up so much.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

He won only by a small margin.

Culinary Mercenary's avatar

Went on the internets looking for this gif, thanks.