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Mavenmaven's avatar

I'm hoping Parnass has the pee tape.

BoogieMama's avatar

I feel like we should probably tip you in advance for the live blogs so you can stock up on enough of whatever will get you through them. I know I couldn't watch this shit live without exploding in rage. I'm very grateful to have you translate so I only seethe.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I do not have a whole lot of confidence this whole thing won’t devolve into a banana republic farce within minutes. But hey, it was nice having a democracy while it lasted. 🤷‍♀️

lucidamente's avatar

This rock-hard legal argumentation will lead to a happy ending.

https://twitter.com/neal_ka...

Covfefe_Jesus's avatar

It's good thing that Trump has never actually read the US Constitution.

If he had, I'd fully expect him to try to adjourn Congress under Article II, section 3.

acchomplished's avatar

My heart is broken. There is no justice. Truth doesn't matter. How do we live in a world like this?

hashtagbob's avatar

We live in a post-truth world where democracy is dying; we will not prevail contrary to Faulkner, nor be able to persevere contrary to the hopes of Chaplain Tappman. c'est fini

acchomplished's avatar

C'est vrai. I am struggling to cope.

Binkysbroad's avatar

It wouldn't make any difference if he does. Children are dying in concentration camps and his fans and followers blame the parents from whom they were stolen; you truly think kinky sex will turn his followers against him?

Mavenmaven's avatar

No, but I want history to remember our Caligula time appropriately.