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I'm hoping Parnass has the pee tape.

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I feel like we should probably tip you in advance for the live blogs so you can stock up on enough of whatever will get you through them. I know I couldn't watch this shit live without exploding in rage. I'm very grateful to have you translate so I only seethe.

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I do not have a whole lot of confidence this whole thing won’t devolve into a banana republic farce within minutes. But hey, it was nice having a democracy while it lasted. 🤷‍♀️

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This rock-hard legal argumentation will lead to a happy ending.

https://twitter.com/neal_ka...

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It's good thing that Trump has never actually read the US Constitution.

If he had, I'd fully expect him to try to adjourn Congress under Article II, section 3.

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My heart is broken. There is no justice. Truth doesn't matter. How do we live in a world like this?

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We live in a post-truth world where democracy is dying; we will not prevail contrary to Faulkner, nor be able to persevere contrary to the hopes of Chaplain Tappman. c'est fini

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C'est vrai. I am struggling to cope.

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TOO LATE!

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It wouldn't make any difference if he does. Children are dying in concentration camps and his fans and followers blame the parents from whom they were stolen; you truly think kinky sex will turn his followers against him?

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No, but I want history to remember our Caligula time appropriately.

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