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Revenant's avatar

And thus spake the Golden Calf, whose name was Donald; "Thou shalt not have any gods before me. Where's my Negro? Can anyone find my Negro? You know, its a shame what the queers are doing to the soil. Look at me, LOOK AT ME, PEOPLE! You there, you with the camera- are you here from OANAN? Or one of those failing fake news outlets. You know, my ratings for the last season on The Apprentice were phenomenal, went right through the roof, network executives would tell me, they would tell me with tears in their eyes, they said "SIR! We've never seen anything like it, you're the most popular person on television, you should get into movies next"

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

This is evergreen. I can’t even be fussed to be bothered by the toxic sewage consistently pouring out of his mouth hole at his seemingly daily Nazi hate rallies anymore. No, rather, it’s his screaming, brain dead fans who worship him as the second coming that I find terrifying. How do we share a country with that? They literally believe he is their personal messiah and every legal consequence he endures he does “for them” just further solidifying his martyr status. You can’t make common cause with such deliberate, willful idiocy. It’s just beyond reason. I get that there are news siloes and they don’t necessarily see his every brain dropping reported on truthfully. But honestly? So many of them are dead heads, they follow him on tour. They go to his rallies. Anyone that sees and listens to him speak, unfiltered, for more than 5 minutes and still says “yeah, that’s my guy”? There’s no getting through to that. Everyone able to vote, and with an ounce of sense and decency, needs to GOTV and vote blue, no matter who. The only way we can defeat this scourge is by hitting Republicans where it hurts. Right in the election.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

If, God forbid (not that there's any reason to think God cares) Donald Trump oozes back into the presidency, it will soon be seen that John Philpot Curran's words are still relevant after 230 years. "In this administration, a place can be found for every bad man."

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AMBJ75's avatar

If he is re-elected in '24, there is no doubt in my mind he will be re-elected in '28 with 99% of the vote - and will whine the election was rigged because he didn't receive 100%.

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JCfromNC's avatar

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[...]where his lawyers argued that he could only be prosecuted for ordering the assassination of a political enemy if he had first been impeached and convicted in the Senate for it [...]

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I thought that earlier their argument was "you can't charge me for this, I was impeached over it and acquitted"? So now it's "you can't charge me unless I was found guilty in the Senate"? Or is it both, just whichever at the time will keep him from having to be held accountable for his actions?

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tempusfugit's avatar

It's 'whatever toxic lie I spew out of my reeking diarrheic ass TODAY.' FIFY.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Whichever gets me out of this hole. But I think the constitution states that someone convicted on impeachment charges can also be charged with crimes and tried in court after leaving office. This is where they try to throw in double jeopardy, especially if acquitted in the Senate but maybe trying bit on a conviction. I was acquitted or convicted on those charges so you can't try me again. But the Senate trial is not a criminal trial and can deliver no punishment other than removal from office and possibly a ban from holding any office in the future.

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Devon Williams's avatar

I'd sooner trust Mr. Gauss from Mega Man Battle Network 2 when it comes to magnets, and he's a literal terrorist that tried to hijack and crash a plane. With himself on it. With magnets.

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eddi-SABH's avatar

E. Jean Carroll will enjoy the upcoming trail. IT will be a one-way, no-stop track right up Trump's rump. Y'all have got to read this. Judge Kaplan proves to be a shark in a human suit, thirsting for blood and money.

Judge Signals Trump Is Doomed in New E. Jean Carroll Trial https://www.thedailybeast.com/judge-signals-trump-is-doomed-in-new-e-jean-carroll-trial?ref=home

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Trump has so many court appearances in 2024, where is he going to find the time to campaign?

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anomie's avatar

He's basically multi-tasking by making court appearances count as campaign stops.

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IdRatherBeDancing's avatar

I hate this self-loathing loser with the heat of 10,000 suns

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Tessie's avatar

“Bedlam in the country,”

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Now I wonder who put that idea in TFG's big, empty, hideously coiffed head -- because we all know that "bedlam" is too big and fancy a word for his vocabular, and he would have just said, "It will be bad; it will be very, very bad and terrible."

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Don’t forget, “and by the way,” terrible. Because moron’s never met an idiom he couldn’t misuse.

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Tessie's avatar

"he even ordered the USS John McCain to be moved out of his sight during a visit to Japan."

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Imagine going through life, day in and day out, being that much of an EMPTY SHELL.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

He deserves it.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And the reason they moved it out of sight was that they couldn't comply with his initial request, which was to cover up the name of the ship so he didn't have to see that.

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AMBJ75's avatar

I honestly don't think he knows, or if he does, he doesn't give two spits. Dunning-Kruger personified: he's too stupid to appreciate just how stupid he is.

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Tessie's avatar

""If he negotiated it, you probably wouldn't even know who Abraham Lincoln was," Trump said. "He would have been president, but he would have been president and would have been — he wouldn't have been the Abraham Lincoln."

What in God’s holy fuck is that piece of pigshit saying? "

He's saying, "I was a better President than Lincoln."

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Tessie's avatar

"Which part could have been “negotiated”? "

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He would have added an amendment to the Constitution making slavery mandatory in all the states that existed at that time, and any future states. Stephen Miller would have written it.

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insolenthedgehog's avatar

Moreover, as others may have already pointed out, there were negotiation attempts prior to the Civil War! The Missouri Compromise, Kansas/Nebraska Act, etc.

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DrBDH's avatar

If Lincoln negotiated like Trump, he would’ve promised South Carolina $1 million if they stayed in the Union, then stiffed them.

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Jim Parker's avatar

If there was a God, this fuckstick would have died a slow, painful death by now. But, instead, we and democracy are dying slowly and painfully. How/why is this country populated with so many bigoted, cruel, ignorant individuals? What happened? Oh, yeah, Ronald Reagan, for starters.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Why is it that right wing assholes seem to live forever?

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

The pain they inflict certainly makes it feel that way! But the current record holder for oldest living president is still Jimmy Carter so … 🤷🏻‍♀️

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John Norris's avatar

How Sick, Dangerous And Stupid Can Donald Trump Be In One Week? Oh baby, we ain't seen nothin' yet. Just wait till next week.

Also, I read that no cheering crowds greeted The PAB when he left the courthouse. Only one person with a flag. Sad.

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Barney Rubble's avatar

He also argued in Court that he could straight -up use Seal Team 6 as his official Presidential murder squad and he would be totally immune from criminal prosecution for a potentially unlimited number of actual murders.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

So does that mean it’s okay if President Joe does that too? Hmmmm

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Remember that if the court rules that Durian J Trump has absolute immunity, then Joe can pull out a gun and shoot Durian J Trump dead on camera during a debate next fall and there is nothing that can be done about it. It also mean that their desire to lock him up Clinton, Obama and Biden for their "crimes" can't happen.

I am amused by the confused golden retriever stare when I point out to MAGAts the consequences of Durian J Trump setting precedents.

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

It seems their intent, so much as they have one, is to just stay in power forever.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

They understand at least on some level that a Democrat would never do the shitty things they talk about all the time

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