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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Aww, more adorable zoo babies. These are in Fresno, CA. More info here: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/lion-cub-cuties

And your meme chat, sittin’ there on Capitol Hill: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/c44bcbe9-7d8f-4f1b-aab4-8ec37a39a460?utm_source=share

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Kay Ducky's avatar

I could watch this all day. Adorable, slightly drunk-looking killing machines!

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Menotsure's avatar

I missed responding to the cubs this morning because of an appointment with my tax guy.

I'll be getting a nice refund and I ain't lion when I say I'm happy about it.

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weejee's avatar

Ernie Banks, from the Chicago Cubs, is on line two Martini.

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Lot⁴⁹'s avatar

"Let's play two!"

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muggle's avatar

Fresno? Nobody goes to Fresno anymore...

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

You call these grapes? They taste like Fresno!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmBpVWVM2y8&t=30s

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kmblue187's avatar

Except some of my distant relatives.

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Msgr MΩment, Neurodegenerate's avatar

And the portions are too small!

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Angryoldman's avatar

It's too crowded.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Last I heard it's chock full'o chuds.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

My lion eyes are telling me I see two cubs but state media says they are birds.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

No, they are robotic cubs. But you didn't hear that from me.

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

Clones - Jurassic Floof!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"Please Refrain From Booping The Big Cats"

If they're labeling dessicant packs...

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Nacho Librul's avatar

I read this as dissident pacts…

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Them too!

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

That's why I never let The Crew label desiccant packs.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Also too: I've been to the Fresno Zoo about thirty million times more that I really wanted to be there. Same for Micke Grove Regional Park in Lodi.

You haven't lived until monkeys throw their turds at you.

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Chimp's avatar

Goddamn Hammy!

PREACH!

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Why drive to the distant zoo for that delightful turd dodging experience? You can get all the thrills just by visiting your MAGA cousin's house.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I grew up on a dairy ranch. I had my fill of stink animals and stink animal shit before I could walk.

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kmblue187's avatar

You should have had my relatives. They actually live outside of Fresno...it's the nearest big town. They're Mom's side and just celebrated 100 years of cattle ranching. Imagine how thrilled we kids were to visit them, watch roundups (the real thing with lassos and cutting horses and such) and sometimes getting to borrow their horses. Yee ha!

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

Fresno is the nearest big town to me, too. I'm just glad they never built the highway from Edison Lake to Bishop; you can't get there from here.

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kmblue187's avatar

I been to Bishop and liked it!

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I find nothing glamorous about that shit.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

There's a reason CCR sang about Lodi.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Usually comes with a House Rep salary! 8^o

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Oh, you. {{{snort}}}

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

😫

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Those wee lion cubs are ALL of the precious!!

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Goonemeritus's avatar

Adorable animals don't tea-bag their siblings.

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tehbaddr's avatar

There it is! There's the filthy snark that brings me to Wonkette!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Nice kitties!

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The Wanderer's avatar

KITTIES!

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tehbaddr's avatar

Albino Kittehs!

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Queroloustwo's avatar

Reading "today's" tabs gave me a Yogi moment all over again.

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A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

'Old' news? But Alina Habba says the Presidenthas the final say on federal administrative matters? (Not the courts.)

I'd like to hear from U.S. News ...

"In 2023, U.S. News & World Report ranked Widener University Commonwealth Law School in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania #165th in Best Law Schools (tie) ." Don't go back to law school, Alina. Go to a real one.

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tehbaddr's avatar

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Prices of eggs and gasoline are up, Dow markets are flopping around at $44,200. Tariffs will drive more manufactured goods prices up. When does does the Grey Granny NYT send reporters on Cletus safari of the MAGAt's to report on why Democrats are going to lose election forever because thy failed to stop Orange Fuehrer and why the rubes think Xhitler won't touch THEIR Social Security so they are ok with the Eloon's Swastigoons manhandling the government computers?

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Lot⁴⁹'s avatar

Trees are the best

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WannabeWonk's avatar

Amazing. From an Alabama source: Alabama Learns What Happens When Senators Don’t Do Their Jobs. Focusing on the first and second most stupid members of the Senate. How does Ron Johnson keep slipping in the rankings?

https://www.al.com/news/2025/02/alabama-learns-what-happens-when-senators-dont-do-their-jobs.html

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Bupkus231's avatar

The first line of that HR1161:

"To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as “Red, White, and Blueland”.

Geez - as if the whole idea of the US "acquiring" Greenland isn't ridiculous enough - "Red, White & Blueland"?

Georgia Republican Buddy Carter is a sycophantic moron - I pity the poor Savannah-ites who have to put up with this panderer to the backwoods MAGAs ( most of GA-01 is rural )

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Regret's avatar

"How the media ginned up “eggs.” (Dean Baker at CEPR)"

Read it, obvious economist because he blatantly ignores inequality as a possible cause for the difference in experience between most people on one side and the wealthy and economists on the other side.

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Well, damn, my federal tax refund arrived in my bank account a day early, and not even a dollar short! I was worried about DOGE et al fucking things up, but at least THIS didn't get shut down.

On the assumption the refund would actually make it to me, I decided to get a new-ish (refurbished enterprise) laptop with my refund (well, charged to a card, will pay it down with the refund), and it's supposed to be here today too, rather than on the 24th as originally predicted.

Life is coming up Milhouse!

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

I just dropped mine off at my preparer yesterday. It'll help pay down the bathroom I just had remodeled, which cost more than twice as much as I paid for my first house. It was necessary though, if I want to be able to stay here. Almost ADA compliant, but there was no way to make it fully wheelchair accessible. I hope I don't get there.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

This was part of why my folks had to leave their big non-accessible house (also, it was a lot to manage). Yes, we could have ramped up to the front door to help my stepdad (he uses a walker and can barely lift his feet so stairs are very difficult), and yes they could have lived just on the main floor, but he could barely turn around in the bathroom with the walker; a wheel chair would have been impossible and we’re getting closer to him need that.

Turns out that knee replacements meant to last about 15 years sort of get creaky 25 years on. But at 96 years of age, he’s not interested in getting the replacements replaced.

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

I bought this place because it's mostly on one level, aside from the half-step down to the added-on living room. The original part of the house was moved here who knows when from who knows where, and the owners did everything themselves. It shows. If I lose my license over this being vision impaired, none of it will matter. I can't live 15 miles from town if I can't drive there.

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Second Laws's avatar

"Imagine being a grownup convert to Catholicism and the Pope Himself calls you out as an un-Christian know-nothing shithead. I would simply die."

I know it must have been said at least several times down thread but I'm too lazy to look: presumption of capacity for shame that is not remotely in evidence.

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

I've noticed a slight bit of "magafication" of my "local" (250 miles away) CBS affiliate. Since Sinclair already owns the fox and NBC affiliates, that leaves me with ABC for the late news at bedtime. Booo!

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Regret's avatar

News at bedtime sounds like a recipe for nightmares and bad sleep.

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

Mostly for the weather, which can also be nightmare-inducing, what with this atmospheric river over us right now.

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Regret's avatar

Yeah? Getting lots of rain/snow lately?

I only recently learned what an atmospheric river is from news about something that shouldn't be happening: It is raining on Antarctica.

It is a lot more precipitation than normal, and normally it is snow. So Antarctica's layer of snow is being hit by raindrops, changing the snow to be darker, which means it reflects less sunlight, which means melting will accelerate even more than predicted.

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

Where I live, we get shadowed out of most of the heavy precipitation due to the 14,000 ft peaks a few miles west that tend to wring out whatever juice the Pacific storms bring, but this time we got snow all night. It’s raining now and most of the snow is gone, but this will be upon us for a few days. In less enlightened times, we called them a Pineapple Express instead of atmospheric river.

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Cakes We Like's avatar

I finally finished that essay. I'm going to Mr Cakes to read it tonight, then I can submit it and be done with it. Until the next one.

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MorganX's avatar

🏆

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clairence's avatar

"Hegseth’s nomination was felt to be controversial given his previous remarks that women should not serve in combat roles and multiple news reports detailing allegations of alcohol abuse, a sexual assault and financial mismanagement of organizations he led."

>C'mon, NBC. Don't "forget" the Christian nationalism

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Crusader tattoos? He's just a history buff!

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Nothing says "I'm a Christian" like getting drunk, misusing other people's money, and sexual assault. At least if you are a MAGA christian.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If they weren't antisemitic, they'd make great Pharisees.

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carovee's avatar

Trump wants attention more than anything. The way to divide him from Musk is to truly start treating Musk like he is the president. Which means skipping Trump's press briefings, his Truth Social posts, and his precious EO signings.

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clairence's avatar

"We're not allowed at the WHPB? No biggie. We'll go talk to Elon."

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carovee's avatar

Exactly.

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Ellie Alive In 25's avatar

If Mississippi continues on their apparent goal of killing mothers and infants in childbirth, they may not have to worry about education.

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