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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

But aren't they fun, in a totally nihilistic, "I need a drink!" sort of way? Isn't it sort of, "Oh, there goes crazy Uncle Ken, that crank! He's talking about the Illuminati again!" at the family reunion? I mean, he makes me cry from soul-crusthing despair, but I do roll my eyes fondly first. And that's why I am morally weak.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"We can [do anything] *kill anybody* we put our minds to."

Fixed.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What, you think he has time to read the posts?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No.way. Seriously?

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The Quirk's avatar

Wondering who was paid off? Obviously, they were getting more than the $25 mill they'd have gotten for turning the bastard in.

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The Quirk's avatar

Wasn't there a couple amendments I used to hear about, like the fourteenth?

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The Quirk's avatar

As far as The Powers What Am are concerned, "illegal" only matters if we're trying to prosecute them legally. If we just want to kill people, well, the sky's the limit, isn't it?

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The Quirk's avatar

Some fuckbrain celebrated Got 'Im Day by phoning in what local cops called a "credible bomb threat." This is supposed to make me feel better?

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The Quirk's avatar

Bury him real deep, make it easy for him to get where he's going.

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fuflans's avatar

i prefer it to the interminable (and inevitable) internet discussion on whether he's really dead.

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fuflans's avatar

you sound like spike from 'buffy the vampire slayer'.

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fuflans's avatar

well, we still have country buffets, right?

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Well, there is that whole matter of "where will the trial be held" and "which public defender gets the honor of representing him in court" and "holy shit, the liberals are just handing him a platform from which to spread his views!" So yeah, all things considered, fuck all that.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Torture <i> conscientiously.</i>

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well...we seemed to be getting fucked on a daily basis, so there's that.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

WHY WON'T YOU LET US HAVE NICE THINGS, WONKETTE?!???!!! *sob*

Can't wait for Ken's midnight screed about how this definitively shows the Death of America and that Obama is the morally weak AntiChrist after all.

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