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Note to self: Rebecca has no willpower when drunk. (*Files for future reference.*)

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The original comment was from He-Who, iirc. On the non-existent blog comments, so Editrix must have had to copypasta.

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Just post a comment and they'll set you up.

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I confess. I was the one with the crappy cover letter. But I thought I was <i>supposed</i> to begin "I never thought I'd be writing to the Editrix, but this one time, in band camp...."

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Snipy, because lawyers are nearly human

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Marmaduke libel!

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At least you guys got Dok...

I have to have mine all by my lonesome. People stare when you sit in the corner of the bar with your laptop for hours all alone...

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<strike>Tits</strike> Pics or GTFO, the BOTH of you!

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With the Android OS there's a trick to let apps have access to more ram and that helped, but I still get that browser bounce as the page loads forever

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I have a cabin outside Salmon, ID - Triangulated between me, you, and Dok.

Salmon has some cool bars, and lots of hot springs.

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Two point seven five. What body parts are still up for sale?

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L2! Nice to hear from you! You're a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day!

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Me Benincasa Su Benincasa.

Is she the "tubesox" Sarah that used to post here or another one?

There's soooo much to remember! One "n" Ana and Jessica Cutler and that lobbyist with the sweater puppies and...

You remember me? I'm old....old...old...

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The Israeli Jews who are Israel-born and from families that never left Palestine, er I mean Eretz Yisrael, are called Sabras. All three of them.

Alternatively, it is how you spell Sober when you're not.

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Wait - my credit card was stolen by Romney? God, that explains SO MANY things.

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