Say you're a Republican candidate somewhere and unemployment is awful because the actual heart of our consumer-debt economy hasdied, forever, and plus you are "small government" so you can't actually proposeanything, but still you need to talk about jobs because in, say, Wisconsin, jobs come first! That is a good slogan, no? Now what to do about the
Hey, slow down there, Tolstoy. Remember the Obamacare bill? That thing had like a million pages, too. Nobody in the WORLD is going to read that. If it won't fit on a bumper sticker or a piece of posterboard (scrawled in colored Sharpie, including swastikas) or 140 alphanumeric characters TOPS, it's too complicated.
Scott Walker: Look. We need this thing to be 68 pages. It's called "the 68 page jobs plan". Intern: But this is a paragraph long. How am I suppose to turn a paragraph into 68 pages? Scott Walker: Listen to me closely you little shit. Make this 68 pages or you can forget about that letter of recommendation. Intern: (under breath) Fuck my life.
I am seriously failing to see the humor in this. I wonder if Scott realizes it makes him look like a dumb ass and a total asshole all at the same time.
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-from <i>The Onion: Our Dumb Century</i>
That&#039;s what it looks like he took it from.
I think that was David Steinberg, not Robert Klein. Funny guy.
He&#039;s really playing to the seniors with that large-print bullshit.
beam you up scotty.
And then a miracle happens.
Wisconsin is so fucked and that FUX News interview is just one big sloppy toothless BJ.
From the twink preacher&#039;s son&#039;s bio page...
Here are just a few of Scott&#039;s accomplishments as County Executive: Reduced the county workforce by more than 20%
Also, in his youth he was a Badger Boy
Say no more
Hey, slow down there, Tolstoy. Remember the Obamacare bill? That thing had like a million pages, too. Nobody in the WORLD is going to read that. If it won&#039;t fit on a bumper sticker or a piece of posterboard (scrawled in colored Sharpie, including swastikas) or 140 alphanumeric characters TOPS, it&#039;s too complicated.
Scott Walker: Look. We need this thing to be 68 pages. It&#039;s called &quot;the 68 page jobs plan&quot;. Intern: But this is a paragraph long. How am I suppose to turn a paragraph into 68 pages? Scott Walker: Listen to me closely you little shit. Make this 68 pages or you can forget about that letter of recommendation. Intern: (under breath) Fuck my life.
I am seriously failing to see the humor in this. I wonder if Scott realizes it makes him look like a dumb ass and a total asshole all at the same time.