How To Moisturize Better Than Scott Pruitt, Without Assistance From Your Security Detail

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SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂

He uses it as lube with the cattle back in OK. He's nothing if not a considerate lover. Allegedly.

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SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂

Watch out with lemon juice, also too. Very acidic.

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