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More of an udder-man myself.

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A Damned Hard...

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Aha. You couldn't be more right.

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I'm starting to think "What's In Rupert Murdoch's Date-Rape Rag Today?" should become a regular feature.

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<i>Buy</i> the cow. Sure, because really, it's all about ownership, isn't it?

Fuckin' anachronisms. How do they keep working?

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Here's a handy guide to help men choose their cows:

When standing directly behind a her, they should see only the rump, and none of the body. This means that there is a good amount of muscle on the rump. If there is a wide rump, the feet should be set apart wider, as well. Like above, if the rump is smaller, the feet should be set closer together. The judge will step backwards again and have another look at the legs from behind. The legs should look straight going all the way down. If the legs are bent inwards, this is called cow-hocked. This means that the hocks are pointing inwards, towards each other. If the legs are bent outwards, this is called bow-leg. This is a condition that can affect almost any animal. In general, a lot of muscle should be on the rump. The widest part of the rump should be the stifle- about halfway down. The rump should also be round, and not bony. When standing behind the cow, the rump should obscure any of the body except for the back of the head, as this means there is a lot more meat on the animal.

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Lightbulb maintenance Gas grill lighting Carrying heavy stuff Of course, you get yourself the right kind of lesbian, as my lesbian friend says, and all those issues resolve themselves.

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I was hard on myself when i was younger, but even then i never sank to such self-loathing levels of vitriol as this. This woman's been weaned on a pickle.

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KJG - this is like the bestest St. V D article evar. Every sentence just vibrates. Tnx.

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Men will make passes At girls with well-developed...

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Boys <i><b>do</b></i> make passes at girls with fat...

... paychecks!

Well, around here at least.

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I used to hang out in the hallway just outside of the classroom just as that second class was letting out, hoping to get noticed and using a stack of books to hide my shame.

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In my world a woman with a PhD will often attract a man whose main accomplishment is possession of a D. H. P.

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"Those men who are as well-educated as you are often interested in younger, less challenging women."

Wishful thinking on the part of Mrs. Patton.

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After 30 years of marriage and 19 kids, I'm pretty sure it's too late.

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The Datahaven Project? A power router?

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