rock on france (not really, the asshole left and the asshole right bonding is not a great sign for the asshole middle). but also rock on south korea who showed us up for sure.
but that's not my point. my point is air fryers PISS ME OFF.
(mostly i do not know how to work them and i wish i was talking about Syria right now because in the weeds geopolitics is my comfort zone. )
While I have cut back my news consumption I wouldn't dream of cancelling my subscription to Wonkette. Yes the news is crazy making and depressing, but this is one of the only outlets covering this shit-show with the right blend of horror and humor. Wonkette helps me retain my sanity, and for that I'm thankful.
"Tucker Carlson on Tuesday announced he returned to Moscow for a sit-down with the country’s foreign minister, Sergey Lavrov. In a video posted on his account on X, Carlson described their chat as “absolutely fascinating.” Carlson claimed his interview with Lavrov, a member of Putin’s inner circle, was part of his effort to provide his audience with the “Russian perspective.” “We’ve been trying for over a year to get that perspective out to American news consumers,” he said."
We are hooked on the air fryer now. Re-heating pizza in the air fryer is the absolute best, it's better than when it was delivered. if you like pizza. Fries, onion rings, nachos, potstickers, any frozen stuff. We do pork loin roast on the rotisserie, if you have that. Pretty much anything that fits. Rarely use the oven anymore.
Long convo with smart customer service lady at Verizon because even though I’m a 25-year customer I never understand my bill.
Anyhoo, we moved from my dull normal bill comprehension to tariffs (as one does) and she has a crystal ball provided to her by Verizon and she says the upcoming increases in the prices of their smartphones will make you weep. We spent some time to commiserate about Trump and that trade in credits are up to $1000, which means that new phones are approximately one million dollars.
Mazel with the kitchen. Been there, done that. Shudder. I just sold on FB Marketplace the same Insta-Pot I bought on FB Marketplace two years ago, without ever opening the box. I’m sure an air fryer would be just as loved.
There’s a bit of a problem. The EU tariff is 10%, not 100%, and I believe Japan’s tariff is, oh, none. Where are US-sold Japanese cars produced? Oh, that’s right! In the US! Are we going to put US workers out of a job?
What market in Japan is there for crappy Fords? Are they even competitively priced? What Ford plant does Ford want to convert to building crappy Fords with the driver on the wrong side?
I just ordered a double oven stove and the bottom one is also convection and also can be AIR FRYER!! I am so excited, it is stupid to be so excited about it but I am!
It's not stupid. It gives you lots of meal options other than "give in to Donald's tariffs"
I don't have a whole new large appliance like you but I do have several new small appliances that make cooking easier and more fun than the drudge chore my mother made it when I was a kid growing up in what felt then like a torture chamber to trap women in
Jump to your hed gif source info: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/jumping-for-attention
And a meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/2984e7d9-eb06-4025-a711-0370aefc5f54?utm_source=share
"Pick me! Pick me!! Pick MEEEEow!!!"
Putty prison.
𝘒𝘪𝘵𝘹𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘦 is the fitness sensation taking over a gym near you!
Franchise opportunities available, inquire at your local animal shelter!
That kitten knows how to get adopted.
That's pretty much how I ended up bringing Wayne Michael home. Little schmuck didn't jump, but was very aggressively cute.
Kitty could join a cheerleading squad with jumps like that...
She transferred from Los Angeles
This school has no gymnastics team
This is a last resort
I would name that kitty Tripod because of the clever use of the tail to stabilize the jumping.
Old Handsome Joe should pardon glass-prison kitty.
Came here for that comment!
Let me out! Let me Out! You will suffer for this Hooman!
“I did not want to go to the vet, and then you imprison me too?!? You monster!”
Without canned clams?????????!!!!!!!!
"Fire and fury the likes of which you've never seen..."
Kitty Tabs are the best Tabs!
Repeating .. .
KITTY!
Iz fer sher kitteh.
Yup! I've seen them before.
So where do you think the South Korean president got the idea of attempting a coup? Jan. 6 was just a rehearsal.
rock on france (not really, the asshole left and the asshole right bonding is not a great sign for the asshole middle). but also rock on south korea who showed us up for sure.
but that's not my point. my point is air fryers PISS ME OFF.
(mostly i do not know how to work them and i wish i was talking about Syria right now because in the weeds geopolitics is my comfort zone. )
Yoon is looking back to the 70s and sighing. It was so much easier to be a dictator when their allied were Republicans.
I see something called "Moral High Ground: on that breakingnews site. Sounds vaguely familiar. Wonder who writes it?
That..... that PHOTO of the Phelans on the Artnet page, I CAN'T
I know. Brrrggghhh ACK.
Trump taps billionaire private astronaut Jared Isaacman as next NASA administrator
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-jared-isaacman-nasa-administrator/
Another techbro billionaire.
While I have cut back my news consumption I wouldn't dream of cancelling my subscription to Wonkette. Yes the news is crazy making and depressing, but this is one of the only outlets covering this shit-show with the right blend of horror and humor. Wonkette helps me retain my sanity, and for that I'm thankful.
"Tucker Carlson on Tuesday announced he returned to Moscow for a sit-down with the country’s foreign minister, Sergey Lavrov. In a video posted on his account on X, Carlson described their chat as “absolutely fascinating.” Carlson claimed his interview with Lavrov, a member of Putin’s inner circle, was part of his effort to provide his audience with the “Russian perspective.” “We’ve been trying for over a year to get that perspective out to American news consumers,” he said."
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tucker-carlson-returns-to-moscow-for-interview_n_675026c1e4b076132d512070
Can we refuse to let him back in the country? Pretty Please?
We are hooked on the air fryer now. Re-heating pizza in the air fryer is the absolute best, it's better than when it was delivered. if you like pizza. Fries, onion rings, nachos, potstickers, any frozen stuff. We do pork loin roast on the rotisserie, if you have that. Pretty much anything that fits. Rarely use the oven anymore.
Long convo with smart customer service lady at Verizon because even though I’m a 25-year customer I never understand my bill.
Anyhoo, we moved from my dull normal bill comprehension to tariffs (as one does) and she has a crystal ball provided to her by Verizon and she says the upcoming increases in the prices of their smartphones will make you weep. We spent some time to commiserate about Trump and that trade in credits are up to $1000, which means that new phones are approximately one million dollars.
Mazel with the kitchen. Been there, done that. Shudder. I just sold on FB Marketplace the same Insta-Pot I bought on FB Marketplace two years ago, without ever opening the box. I’m sure an air fryer would be just as loved.
I use Yahoo for most email. Yesterday, everything that came from a Substack, went into Spam. No idea why. Today, I got NOTHING from a Substack.
I'm beginning to think it's punishing me for refusing to switch to the All! New! Email! I may be a bit paranoid....
Nice news about Marcie.
Cop from the Village People threatens to sue anyone who says "YMCA" is a gay anthem
He is getting a lot of money from Donald Trump's use of the song, and he doesn't want anyone associating it with gay culture.
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/12/cop-from-the-village-people-threatens-to-sue-anyone-who-says-ymca-is-a-gay-anthem/
ACAB, amIright?
LOL!!!!!
He's got a tough row to hoe not wanting anyone to associate with gay culture in freaking 2024!!
Careful, lest you end up on his list!
🤣
"Parental rights" always seems to end up meaning the right of other people to interfere in how you raise your kids.
And this is the voice of Commerce…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnjo7H7xipc
@richards3545
There’s a bit of a problem. The EU tariff is 10%, not 100%, and I believe Japan’s tariff is, oh, none. Where are US-sold Japanese cars produced? Oh, that’s right! In the US! Are we going to put US workers out of a job?
What market in Japan is there for crappy Fords? Are they even competitively priced? What Ford plant does Ford want to convert to building crappy Fords with the driver on the wrong side?
I just ordered a double oven stove and the bottom one is also convection and also can be AIR FRYER!! I am so excited, it is stupid to be so excited about it but I am!
It's not stupid. It gives you lots of meal options other than "give in to Donald's tariffs"
I don't have a whole new large appliance like you but I do have several new small appliances that make cooking easier and more fun than the drudge chore my mother made it when I was a kid growing up in what felt then like a torture chamber to trap women in
So now I am Team "FEEL THE KITCHEN POWER"
Congrats to you 😁