Hooray, tomorrow is Kleptocracy Sucks Day! This, of course, is every day, but tomorrow Occupy Wall Street and labor unions are organizing actions all across the country for May Day to call attention to the crushing economic injustice forcing millions of unemployed, underemployed or over-employed "part-time" workers with multiple underpaid jobs to turn on their teevees and their YouTubes at night and get a lecture from Mitt Romney on how much their jealousy of his wealth offends him while President Hope runs off to
&quot;Yes, Wolf, I understand that they&#039;re using mackerel to lure the dolphin, perhaps as many as <i>hundreds</i> of mackerel. Wait, no, I&#039;m hearing that mackerel is not involved in the rescue effort.....they&#039;re using herring. Stand by, Wolf, we are trying to get a confirmation on that....&quot;
i would go pretty much anywhere if you promised me george clooney.
right after speak like a pirate day.
Maybe someone will go behind a hedge and take a poop. FOX reports, you decide if the lazy hippies should be leaving their poop everywhere.
&quot;Yes, Wolf, I understand that they&#039;re using mackerel to lure the dolphin, perhaps as many as <i>hundreds</i> of mackerel. Wait, no, I&#039;m hearing that mackerel is not involved in the rescue effort.....they&#039;re using herring. Stand by, Wolf, we are trying to get a confirmation on that....&quot;
Hence, &quot;libel&quot; ;)