My first thought was a tadpole until that 5100m rolled by and the blackness, but it would be cool if giant frogs crawled from the depths and ate Tokyo, eh?
I saw a report that the Orange Pustule was offering a $5,000 bribe to all voters if his cult wins in the election. With roughly 150 million voters in the country, that would cost about 3/4 of a trillion dollars. That's half the (bloated) military budget he's asked for. That's real money. I guess he could raise it by shooting Elon on Fifth Avenue. Would anyone complain?
โWhat. Is. He. Thinking???โ was the response from Megan Basham, an author and reporter at The Daily Wire, the outlet founded by conservative commentator Ben Shapiro.
Of course, the first reaction to Paxtonโs announcement praising women in the workforce is a woman. When did it become such a lucrative career to be a woman telling other women they need to stop having careers?
Serious answer: 1970s, Phyllis Schlafly. It's of course been a thing for ages but she might be the first woman to have made it a lucrative career. Yay Women's Lib!
"For nine months, conservative podcaster Katie Miller has used her social media megaphone to denounce the AI chatbots ChatGPT, Claude and Gemini โ accusing them of liberal bias, endangering children or lax security in nearly 500 posts, according to a Washington Post analysis.
Miller has not told her followers that she holds a significant and, until recently, undisclosed financial interest in the outcome. She holds more than $1 million in Elon Muskโs xAI, which is a major rival to the companies whose products she has targeted.
Her financial interest was included in a disclosure released by the White House last week detailing the finances of her husband, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller...."
This sounds like a serious breach in ethics - but I guess since she's no longer a government employee, she doesn't have to worry about ethics, right?
Are we at least gonna get good coffee, while our electronic overlords, made in God-Elonโs and Satan-Peterโs images, murder us all to hell? I mean, cโmon.
Or maybe we can be inserted into artificial swimmers and live down at 5000 feet โฆ oops, meterses! Or would Elno invade that territory also too?
Good morning. I just wish to live long enough to see all these wieners ๐ฅburn๐ฅ at a wienie roast. To paraphrase Tevye, is that so much to ask?
From the 19th article on Ken Paxton celebrating jobs for women: โWhat. Is. He. Thinking???โ was the response from Megan Basham, an author and reporter at The Daily Wire, the outlet founded by conservative commentator Ben Shapiro."
I have to ask Megan Basham what she is thinking because she is a woman with a job. Why are you working Megan? You are married with only two children. Shouldn't you be home looking after your kids and yes, having more kids? This is what you claim other women should do so why are you such a hypocrite?
The Trans hysteria is a Republican gotcha. Democrats aren't doing themselves any favors but responding to these questions, There are more important things, like Trump's tariffs, his inhuman treatment of immigrants, his failure to defend the safety of our food, water and air, and his monstrous corruption. Compared to those trans people are not a problem.
Well, yes, but the point is that these are not legitimate questions, like how will you reduce gas prices, these are unanswerable question like "When did you stop hitting your wife?"
The hed gif goes deep, really deep, to meet up with the faceless cusk eel: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/eel-without-a-face
And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/eb03c2cb-8b70-4ceb-8f79-530dc8a392c3?utm_source=share
I spent 3 months on Wake Island and never saw one. Fake nooz!!!!
If I had a face like that I wouldn't want it known either.
No beer goggles required!
Billy Idol's "Eels Without a Face":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs
Towards the. end - did anyone else notice the 2 pinpoints of light - watching, watching and waiting - swim little Penis Fish, swim!
Bezos sea rocket?
At first glance, I thought a swimming penis? Nah, that can't be right.
A no-eyed wonder worm?
My first thought was a tadpole until that 5100m rolled by and the blackness, but it would be cool if giant frogs crawled from the depths and ate Tokyo, eh?
Whatโs wrong with D.C.? Though it would kinda taste bad. Not even a good sushi roll to be had.
Why am I hearing Billy Idol as the non-existent soundtrack for this GIF?
I did create the post title (and resulting URL) with that in mind ๐
Toothless Alien.
๐ถLe poisson sans visage, Eel without a face ๐ถ
Better than eyes without a face.
ISWYDT
A giant eye! And itโs blind!
But is it a Third Eye?
Or THE CRAWLING EYE!
Creepycute!
Benthic tadpole.
Who knew that leopards are sea creatures?
Especially that deep!
Thank you, Rebecca. Primus does suck.
i had to look up who they were.
1984?
Primus had exactly 1 hit in 1993. Later they made the opening theme for South Park. I don't know what you mean by 1984.
apparently they were formed in 1984?
OK. I don't know anything about them, except that one awful song.
I saw a report that the Orange Pustule was offering a $5,000 bribe to all voters if his cult wins in the election. With roughly 150 million voters in the country, that would cost about 3/4 of a trillion dollars. That's half the (bloated) military budget he's asked for. That's real money. I guess he could raise it by shooting Elon on Fifth Avenue. Would anyone complain?
โWhat. Is. He. Thinking???โ was the response from Megan Basham, an author and reporter at The Daily Wire, the outlet founded by conservative commentator Ben Shapiro.
Of course, the first reaction to Paxtonโs announcement praising women in the workforce is a woman. When did it become such a lucrative career to be a woman telling other women they need to stop having careers?
Serious answer: 1970s, Phyllis Schlafly. It's of course been a thing for ages but she might be the first woman to have made it a lucrative career. Yay Women's Lib!
Dug Burgum: โThe IRGC was so close to having a nuclear weapon. President Trump has basically stopped World War III, saved the world.โ
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doug-burgum-claim-trump-saved-the-world_n_6aa284b6e4b06fbaa80f4250?origin=home-whats-happening-unit
Either that or Dug is so full of shit that it's coming out of his ears.
South Park season premier next Wednesday evening.
Set your VCR.
South America, you mean.
We all thought that Katie Miller was a scumbag just like her husband:
[ archive link to WaPo ]: https://archive.ph/bSw1Y
"๐๐ฑ-๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐ข๐ ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ซ ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐ค๐๐ ๐๐ฉ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐ข๐ง๐ฏ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐ซ๐ข๐ฏ๐๐ฅ ๐ฑ๐๐"
"For nine months, conservative podcaster Katie Miller has used her social media megaphone to denounce the AI chatbots ChatGPT, Claude and Gemini โ accusing them of liberal bias, endangering children or lax security in nearly 500 posts, according to a Washington Post analysis.
Miller has not told her followers that she holds a significant and, until recently, undisclosed financial interest in the outcome. She holds more than $1 million in Elon Muskโs xAI, which is a major rival to the companies whose products she has targeted.
Her financial interest was included in a disclosure released by the White House last week detailing the finances of her husband, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller...."
This sounds like a serious breach in ethics - but I guess since she's no longer a government employee, she doesn't have to worry about ethics, right?
Vhat ees thees "ethics" you speak of?
I bet Melania could tell you
Even tho' I know that these assholes all think they're above all that, we do need to keep reminding people of just how scummy they are.
So WTAH is the final final on the state of Misery? That story made me dizzy and I still donโt understand.
More litigation to come.
Irwin Mainway was playing the long game.
Coffeeeee !!
Are we at least gonna get good coffee, while our electronic overlords, made in God-Elonโs and Satan-Peterโs images, murder us all to hell? I mean, cโmon.
Or maybe we can be inserted into artificial swimmers and live down at 5000 feet โฆ oops, meterses! Or would Elno invade that territory also too?
Good morning. I just wish to live long enough to see all these wieners ๐ฅburn๐ฅ at a wienie roast. To paraphrase Tevye, is that so much to ask?
From the 19th article on Ken Paxton celebrating jobs for women: โWhat. Is. He. Thinking???โ was the response from Megan Basham, an author and reporter at The Daily Wire, the outlet founded by conservative commentator Ben Shapiro."
I have to ask Megan Basham what she is thinking because she is a woman with a job. Why are you working Megan? You are married with only two children. Shouldn't you be home looking after your kids and yes, having more kids? This is what you claim other women should do so why are you such a hypocrite?
Repugs don't have two sides of their faces, they have two heads.
So which one is speaking now ๐ค??
Hellowwww?
Rules for thee, not for me.
The Trans hysteria is a Republican gotcha. Democrats aren't doing themselves any favors but responding to these questions, There are more important things, like Trump's tariffs, his inhuman treatment of immigrants, his failure to defend the safety of our food, water and air, and his monstrous corruption. Compared to those trans people are not a problem.
This! How long did it take you to learn not to argue with your three year old?
Answer: I'm an American. I believe humans have civil rights. The right to clean food and water, for instance.
Democrats need to assertively say "THAT'S A NON-ISSUE"
and then pivot to the issues you name
"Trump's tariffs, his inhuman treatment of immigrants, his failure to defend the safety of our food, water and air, and his monstrous corruption"
in the context of the discussion
Pardon the prosaic response, but arenโt all Republican issues โgotchasโ?
Well, yes, but the point is that these are not legitimate questions, like how will you reduce gas prices, these are unanswerable question like "When did you stop hitting your wife?"
You took the words out of my mouth.
They forget the standard response of any competent politician.
"Actually I think voters are much more worried about the price of gas, that's why my bold plan to etc etc etc.."
Les Claypool would approve.
In Missouri, my mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought, cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Supremes swatted it down again?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/federal-judge-allows-missouri-top-121032339.html?.tsrc=1340&ncid=crm_-1285232-20260910-998--A&bt_user_id=3ZTibaJiaCWP1Wll30a3S4T5%2FCCQdkSMgFUnLHqpvqgnW7C8NL4576hNwd%2BcXtYn1Xyj8ZaStF322H4CK1rbXamMxcs7CYG8QCc6Co3MPsCL4%2FZ5dr8hJ1W%2BR28%2B4t4o&bt_ts=1789054574520
... and now I have to pee.
I'm tired just reading that!
"Ditto!"
Double ditto.
Yay Beavers. We have them in the UK now after driving them out for centuries. Yay!
Driving Miss Daisy's beaver about. As one does. With one's Bentley.
Nice beaver, Wonkette!
https://reasonstobecheerful.world/beavers-big-moment/