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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Towards the. end - did anyone else notice the 2 pinpoints of light - watching, watching and waiting - swim little Penis Fish, swim!

Whale Chowder's avatar

Bezos sea rocket?

YaJagoff's avatar

At first glance, I thought a swimming penis? Nah, that can't be right.

Nancy Naive's avatar

My first thought was a tadpole until that 5100m rolled by and the blackness, but it would be cool if giant frogs crawled from the depths and ate Tokyo, eh?

James's avatar

Why am I hearing Billy Idol as the non-existent soundtrack for this GIF?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I did create the post title (and resulting URL) with that in mind 😁

kmblue187's avatar

Toothless Alien.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

🎶Le poisson sans visage, Eel without a face 🎶

The Wanderer's avatar

Better than eyes without a face.

ISWYDT

Nancy Naive's avatar

A giant eye! And it’s blind!

James's avatar
1hEdited

But is it a Third Eye?

Or THE CRAWLING EYE!

The Wanderer's avatar

Creepycute!

Bobathonic's avatar

Benthic tadpole.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Who knew that leopards are sea creatures?

James's avatar

Especially that deep!

GrumperDem's avatar

"I don’t know what I’d do if I were the Human Rights Campaign and other gay orgs faced with these Democrats who are mostly good until it’s time to call trans girls “boys”

You do what Kamala Harris just did. You tell candidates that if they want to run against her to go ahead. She said to do what it takes to win.

Democrats have to play politics to win. Winning is everything in politics say whatever you need to say they get the idiot voter to vote for you and then legislate like a progressive…as long as the economy stays good and your voters feel like they’re moving forward financially , you’ll be fine.

But get elected

Birb-General of the US's avatar

I don't think Primus is that bad. Do you like Clutch?

PrimerGray's avatar

I voted in the NH district 1 primary on Tuesday. Both of my candidates lost, Manzur for Senate (expected since current rep Pappas was up for that seat to replace Shaheen), and Carleigh Beriont to replace Pappas. We don't often have both a Senate and House seat without incumbents running so the field was thick in the House race and no one wanted (or had the means) to seriously challenge Pappas

The House choice was tough. Stefany Shaheen (daughter of) and Maura Sullivan (ex-Marine and Obama admin vet) were the mainstream heavyweights and Beriont separated herself from the less well known progressives. I absolutely did not want Sullivan, she was getting money from PACS that obscure the true source and overall she came across as "career politician" to me.

So, do I vote for Beriont, the longshot, or Shaheen, just to keep Sullivan out? I went with Beriont and hoped she would win but not peel off too many Shaheen votes if she lost. The results were roughly Shaheen 38%, Sullivan 35%, and Beriont in the low 20s. It worked out but these are decisions I do not like to make in voting the way I do.

ciaobella's avatar

Most brutal sibling non-endorse linky no worky. :(

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

For those of you who still have Facebook accounts:

"The San Francisco City Attorney has hit Meta with a cease-and-desist telling it to stop publishing ads with AI-generated child sexual abuse.

The letter asks Meta why the same ads keep running.

Meta says the ads didn’t run in San Francisco and they are outside the city attorney's jurisdiction."

https://bsky.app/profile/philoof.bsky.social/post/3mv4tqu6l6s27

Richard S's avatar

Better stock up on your Canadian booze - El Presidente's pointless trade war will cut off your supply on Sept. 29.......

Crown Royal.... Canadian Club.... Molson's.... Labatts.....

Hiram Walker's distillery in Ontario is the largest in North America......

https://www.jezebel.com/canada-trade-war-canadian-alcohol-ban-whiskey-beer-import-restrictions-reciprocal-tariffs-donald-trump

satch's avatar

Canada Dry Ginger Ale!

Brian McCurdy's avatar

Take it from a Bronze Age comics fan: "Lanterns" is very good. It takes a very thoughtful, complicated look at how John Stewart has to navigate the world as opposed to how Hal Jordan has to navigate it.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Ouch.

"One of these candidates sounds like Trump & the other sounds like she's considered the topic more than once before & perhaps has studied the issue w/ experts who can advise on it. I'll let you decide who's who."

https://bsky.app/profile/clearlyashley.bsky.social/post/3mv4g6oqlck2b

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

The source of the above quote is the daughter of Minnesota GOP gov candidate, Lisa DeMuth, on the race between her mom & Dem candidate Amy Klobuchar.

GrumperDem's avatar

Isn’t 2027 when artificial general intelligence is to become our overlords?

I’m only half kidding because it seems that’s been the basic prediction. The idea that China’s artificial intelligence monster will join with ours to take on the walking blood bags is something I don’t think I want to be here for.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OK, which one-a you guys...

"Make Mutha F’n ICE famous n expose who they r! 😂🤣 Los Angeles"

https://bsky.app/profile/butterflygirl24.bsky.social/post/3mv54xga3nk2j

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗨𝗦 𝗰𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗶𝘃𝗲 $𝟱,𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝗶𝗳 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗱𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝘀

I would gladly pay five times that amount if they would lose bigly.

GrumperDem's avatar

Is this on top of the tariff refunds that I’m sure I’m about to get any second now?

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Lying again. He NEVER pays up.

satch's avatar

"I don’t know what I’d do if I were the Human Rights Campaign and other gay orgs faced with these Democrats who are mostly good until it’s time to call trans girls “boys” (or even better: “men”), ugh ugh ugh. (Erin in the Morning)"

I'm also opposed to boys playing girls sports. But I can't believe that Amy Acton, an actual doctor, doesn't appreciate the difference between a boy dressing up as a girl, and an individual undergoing gender transition. Does she think gender dysphoria is just made up? Transition takes a toll on the body, and I can't imagine that it confers any athletic advantage. The possibility of injury will always exist whenever players encounter someone bigger, stronger, and more talented than they are.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

She is probably trying to appear "sane" and "centrist" on this as a way to get Mom-'n-Pop Normal to vote for her. Other statements - like "let's take it on a case-by-case basis", are perhaps seen by her advisers as too nuanced and grey-area.

satch's avatar

We could vote for her now, and then work on her attitude. Gotta vote Blue.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Between a disappointing centrist and a knee-jerk transphobe, I'll take the former.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

"Nailed it"

"John fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship."

https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3mv5625zddc2o