Prepare to clutch your pearls, wonketeers. We have on our hands a tawdry display of vile sexuality that absolutely DEMANDS to be shown to the world. It seems thata politicianerrr,a journalistthe private-citizen daughter-in-law of a retired journalist has put up some super-racy photos on the Facebooks! Gasp! and bring me a cool mint julep for my sensibilities have been affronted. And Howard Kurtz is ON THE CASE!
Eerie similarities: Col. Kurtz, retreated to a swampy jungle and amassed an army of bloodthirsty followers. Howard Kurtz went to FOX News. Col. Kurtz, hacked (to death). Howard Kurtz whacked (to Facebook). Col. Kurtz last words were "The horror, the horror" while Howard Kurtz "last words" (see above) were "The whore, the whore."
I am guessing Howard is angry at her because of the frustration at seeing all that deliciously sensuous naked lady skin, and then ... and then... his "Colonel Kurtz" doesn't even bother to salute!
Good job, Howard! When life gives you lemons, right? When your penis gives you unresponsive flaccid droopitude, turn your tearful impotent rage into an article! When your nightly peeping at nearly nekkid feminine flesh continually re-enacts the old comic strips where Sarge is always yelling at Beetle Bailey for his disrespectful laziness, you cold stop tugging that soggy knotted rope and start typing an angry screed about her sinful exposure, instead! Way to turn a frown upside down, so to speak!
Nobody who reads FOX articles will ever notice how the article says waaaaay more about you than it ever could about her.
Once you&#039;ve done two whole <a href="http:\/\/www.hitsville.net\/2009\/06\/15\/howard-kurtz-the-conflicted-media-critic\/" target="_blank">shows</a> on the tweets of Mariel Hemingway, your career can only go up.
And here you thought Fox News was a <i>de</i>motion....
And anyway, old men have dreams, fantasies, needs...Aren&#039;t they entitled to just air them like Miley Cyrus does?
Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl.....
That&#039;s his head.
I am *yawn* shocked I tell you. Shocked!
Eerie similarities: Col. Kurtz, retreated to a swampy jungle and amassed an army of bloodthirsty followers. Howard Kurtz went to FOX News. Col. Kurtz, hacked (to death). Howard Kurtz whacked (to Facebook). Col. Kurtz last words were &quot;The horror, the horror&quot; while Howard Kurtz &quot;last words&quot; (see above) were &quot;The whore, the whore.&quot;
I am guessing Howard is angry at her because of the frustration at seeing all that deliciously sensuous naked lady skin, and then ... and then... his &quot;Colonel Kurtz&quot; doesn&#039;t even bother to salute!
Good job, Howard! When life gives you lemons, right? When your penis gives you unresponsive flaccid droopitude, turn your tearful impotent rage into an article! When your nightly peeping at nearly nekkid feminine flesh continually re-enacts the old comic strips where Sarge is always yelling at Beetle Bailey for his disrespectful laziness, you cold stop tugging that soggy knotted rope and start typing an angry screed about her sinful exposure, instead! Way to turn a frown upside down, so to speak!
Nobody who reads FOX articles will ever notice how the article says waaaaay more about you than it ever could about her.
Jouryeurism.
You&#039;re welcome.
Once you&#039;ve done two whole <a href="http:\/\/www.hitsville.net\/2009\/06\/15\/howard-kurtz-the-conflicted-media-critic\/" target="_blank">shows</a> on the tweets of Mariel Hemingway, your career can only go up.
And here you thought Fox News was a <i>de</i>motion....
And anyway, old men have dreams, fantasies, needs...Aren&#039;t they entitled to just air them like Miley Cyrus does?
NO ONE TELL HIM ABOUT IMGUR.