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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

They're watching aliens insert an anal probe in Bubba's ass. That stuff happens all the time in Arkansas.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The audience applauded "forced at gunpoint". I assume the government would run this with the compassion of the Inquisition and the efficiency of the Soviet Union. But at least we now know Huckster's audience doesn't believe there is a constitutional impediment to something less coercive, like a health insurance opt-out fee.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Wait....fat with a diet book....own talk show...trying to become popular by appealing to people who watch TV all day....

Forget president, Huckabee is on his way to becoming Oprah!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Every time a religious extremist says something this profoundly stupid an atheist’s metaphorical balls get bigger.

Spurning Beer's avatar

MiniMencken isn't your real name, then?

Spurning Beer's avatar

My parents:

"The thin ice is the smoothest to skate on."

"Strangers have the best candy."

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I'm glad so many people take uneducated fools like Barton and Glenn Beck seriously. It's nice to know the 4 years and thousands of dollars I spent getting my B.S. in history were completely wasted.

I'm not bitter or anything.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=iB9cj38WeCY" target="_blank">Fuckabees.</a>

Joshua Norton's avatar

The<i> Charlie Sheen Comedy Death March</i> will need a new opening act pretty soon. Maybe Huck should submit an audition tape. What he's jabbering on about is way funnier than anything coming out of Charlie's mouth.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Guns to the head because the message is that awesome? David Barton, I hope you enjoy flattery.

The Quirk's avatar

Is that why I still have only 83 peee?

The Quirk's avatar

Still better off than a B.A. in English Lit. Like majoring in unemployment.