America's forgotten "Man From Hope," Mike Huckabee, never even came close to winning the GOP nomination in 2008. But he's still sort of half-trying to run in 2012, so of course he is pandering wildly to the fringe "Christian Supremacist" bible-college nutters who are the true heirs to our national heritage of illiterate preachers going from town to town trying to rile up the yokels enough to fill the "love offering" buckets and fill up the Lincoln Continental and pay off the hookers and the hooch man and get across the state line before the sheriff figures out what happened. So here's some video of Huckabee at the "Rediscover God in America" regional convention, yucking it up about his plans to
They&#039;re watching aliens insert an anal probe in Bubba&#039;s ass. That stuff happens all the time in Arkansas.
The audience applauded &quot;forced at gunpoint&quot;. I assume the government would run this with the compassion of the Inquisition and the efficiency of the Soviet Union. But at least we now know Huckster&#039;s audience doesn&#039;t believe there is a constitutional impediment to something less coercive, like a health insurance opt-out fee.
Wait....fat with a diet book....own talk show...trying to become popular by appealing to people who watch TV all day....
Forget president, Huckabee is on his way to becoming Oprah!
A Subway sandwich?
Every time a religious extremist says something this profoundly stupid an atheist&rsquo;s metaphorical balls get bigger.
MiniMencken isn&#039;t your real name, then?
&quot;The thin ice is the smoothest to skate on.&quot;
&quot;Strangers have the best candy.&quot;
I&#039;m glad so many people take uneducated fools like Barton and Glenn Beck seriously. It&#039;s nice to know the 4 years and thousands of dollars I spent getting my B.S. in history were completely wasted.
I&#039;m not bitter or anything.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=iB9cj38WeCY" target="_blank">Fuckabees.</a>
The<i> Charlie Sheen Comedy Death March</i> will need a new opening act pretty soon. Maybe Huck should submit an audition tape. What he&#039;s jabbering on about is way funnier than anything coming out of Charlie&#039;s mouth.
Guns to the head because the message is that awesome? David Barton, I hope you enjoy flattery.
Is that why I still have only 83 peee?
Still better off than a B.A. in English Lit. Like majoring in unemployment.