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“Let me ask you a question. Is it OK that big technology companies censored the Hunter Biden laptop story, which independent analysts have said cost Donald Trump millions of votes?”

Interesting that he's asking a journalist who doesn't work for Twitter, Facebook, or the Biden campaign. Asking her about a made-up topic that didn't happen. At a time when Twitter's CEO is actually taking orders from the Trump campaign to block discussion of actual hacked documents regarding Vance himself.

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I am genuinely concerned for the future fates of that creature's three children. Especially his youngest, a daughter, who I am certain Couch Fucker doesn't even consider to be human on account of the fact that she is female.

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Hillbilly Smellegy ought to be reminded that his Jesus sees him when he LIES

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I think JDV is the butt-hair of a “lesser” primate - a baboon, perhaps.

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But aren’t baboons considered to be able to use their intelligence wisely?

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It’s difficult for me to have these words form and come out of my brain but Vance is more dangerous than Trump

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That is precisely why Peter Thiel wants him there to take over once Shitler's sclerotic heart beats its last!

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Vance won't answer that question because he doesn't want Trump to have a mob try to lynch him.

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Vance won't answer that question because the CURRENT campaign's strategy is to steal the election.

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"On a side note, yr Wonkette has never seen human eyes as black as Juice Dickhead’s up there. They are like staring into two pools of nothingness. It is the most chilling experience we can recall in recent memory. Like watching a person whose entire soul has leaked out of their body."

You have described perfectly my revulsion towards him. And he is "my Senator" (makes the sign of the cross).

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The real question worth asking: can JD Vance speak when Peter Thiel is drinking water?

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I have always been aware that after the first wrong answer, the troll throws you off the bridge?

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If the Rotting Mango is elected then surely the 25th amendment will be enacted because of the rotting brain of the elected president. Then, JD Vance will become the despot in chief. Is that absurd? If it is the case then all the worst fears will become reality.

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There are several 'pundits' who have been saying precisely that.

Full of shit as they usually are, I'm afraid they have a point...

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Or... it's so obvious that even the clueless pundit class noticed.

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There is more life in the two black lumps of coal that decorate Frosty the Snowman’s eyes.

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Fun fact.

If you look up the definition of Empty Suit in the dictionary, there's a picture of Couchfucker.

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I’m still percolating about tRump telling the Detroit Economic Club that our country is turning into a shithole like…DETROIT!

How can anyone in Detroit vote for this jackalope?

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They won't, but given the redneck resentments there, it will play well in upper Michigan.

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Merikkka has lots of low information voters.

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Jizzy Divan is completely unfit for office but because he is with the unreconstructed party, they don't need him to be fit. All he has to do is their bidding.

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He's full of shit. So full they should slap a product warning on him.

Each day - EACH DAY - in the United States, 12 children (0-17) die each day from a gun-related cause.

It is an epidemic. And at the worst level in history. If you don't start putting real efforts in reducing the number of deaths, you will have to just hope that the lack of sexual hygiene education and banning of contraception floods the place with more babies.

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Ta, Gary. Anyone who cannot answer a yes or no question with a simple yes or no is unfit to serve this nation in any capacity.

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