SHARIA ALERT, THREE SIRENS. Coming to D.C.: "Qatari" Muslim supremacists are building a giant super-mosque "shopping center" (whatever the hell "Qatari" is, probably the name of bin Laden's favorite sock brand), and it will suck dimwitted consumers into its shops and brainwash them with lessons on how to be oppressed. Oh, whatever. Maybe they will be taught how to read? The shopping center, being built near the White House, is partly financed by Qatari investors who don't want to rent space to banks, since Sharia rules prohibit banks that impose crippling interest levels on every human alive, which is terrible and un-American. The investors also want to skip out on establishments that sell liquor without food. If you are Pamela Geller, this is what is known as "a violation of human rights."
As long as it covers the face and hair, there's no scriptural requirement it cover the "naughty bits". Ever watch belly dancing?
I can't buy See's chocolates in any mall stores on the east coast. Fixing this should be everyone's priority. And if I'm wrong about the See's chocolates, please correct me. With addresses.
Snark off/ Totally worth the schlep for Wegman's. Frager's or the Ace at 5th & K NW for hardware. Just my humble opinion, of course. /Snark on
We shall overcome. I'll be riding my horse, ringing bells, and shooting a gun to warn the muslins they can't take away my jebus-given right to get schloshed and ass-raped by the bank. Wait, would they honor-kill me for usury ass-rape?
I regret that I have but one upfist for that.
As long as it covers the face and hair, there's no scriptural requirement it cover the "naughty bits". Ever watch belly dancing?
Better joke: I can't afford to shop OR get drunk.
i know right. i keep having to remind myself in like mid june "oh right, it's just the summer fever bagger thing".
but it's not getting any better.
very nice.
why is it all the wingnut sites have never ending paragraph indentations?
seriously, makes me faintly nauseous.
Oh, how I wish I could give multiple upfists.
I make it a skinny frapp, though, since I faked illness to get the abortion to fit into a prom dress.
Let me know when you're touring. I'll be the girl with the blue eyes and black burqa.
Excellent advice. I'm not at my normal locale and getting by with my phone. First world problems.
I can't buy See's chocolates in any mall stores on the east coast. Fixing this should be everyone's priority. And if I'm wrong about the See's chocolates, please correct me. With addresses.
Invisible hand turns blind eye?
Oh, no, I think Sharia has infiltrated my office...they don't serve booze in the cafeteria.
Snark off/ Totally worth the schlep for Wegman's. Frager's or the Ace at 5th & K NW for hardware. Just my humble opinion, of course. /Snark on
We shall overcome. I'll be riding my horse, ringing bells, and shooting a gun to warn the muslins they can't take away my jebus-given right to get schloshed and ass-raped by the bank. Wait, would they honor-kill me for usury ass-rape?
And muslin malls aren't a product of the invisible hand. Only jebus loving capitalism counts.
Pamela Gellar is to tolerance what Anthony Weiner is to modesty.